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Strange Hieroglyphics Found on Russian Meteorite

Feb 192014
 By , February 19, 2014

Could meteorite contain cosmic message?

Chelyabinsk, Russia — Scientists have located a large chunk of the Chelyabinsk meteorite that came crashing down in Siberia on February 15 last year, causing injuries in this small village in the Ural region of Russia.

Strange Hieroglyphics Found on Russian Meteorite

Photo courtesy of: Cheljabinsk superbolide and meteorites/Svend Buhl

The fragment was recovered from Lake Chebarkul by astronomers from the Ural Federal University and brought immediately to an undisclosed location for further examination.

News of a strange encryption on a large part of the meteorite indicates that this is no ordinary rock from outer space, but could possibly hold the key to the question “are we alone in the universe?”

The scientists who first discovered the writings, which they are calling space hieroglyphics, say it could be nothing more than etchings from space debris that have mysteriously formed into some type of language. However, until a cryptologist can take a look at the rock and determine if there is any rhyme or reason to the markings, Russian officials are calling the find unremarkable.

If Russian President Vladimir Putin has his way, however, we may never know what this rock says. Putin has agreed to have the rock, said to be about the size of a Russian wrestler’s fist, blasted to bits and pieces of it given to the winners of gold medals in the Olympics. The scientific community as a whole was aghast at such a proposition given the enormity of such a find.

Said Putin when asked if he would truly endanger the survival of such a message from space for a few lousy space nuggets, he replied simply “da.”

As in da Vinci, perhaps?

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  • Meteorite Recon

    When picking copyrighted photos from nother authors websites, please be at least so kind to quote the Image source. Even if this might not be obvious, a lot of time and effort is put in some of these meteorite photos and that should be respected.

  • P.Beckert

    Has been corrected. As stated before, sometimes photos come from other sources that do not show a link back and it is difficult to track. The correction has been made. Many apologies.