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Something Tells Me I’m Into Something Catchy: A Carole King Lyrics Quiz

Jun 252014
 
Something Tells Me I'm Into Something Catchy: A Carole King Lyrics Quiz

We still remember every word of Carole King’s songs. Don’t believe us? Just take this little quiz.

By Roz Warren and Janet Golden

Carole King is one of the defining voices of our generation. We grew up singing her hits, and her influence endures to this day. (There’s even a smash musical, “Beautiful,” about King’s life, running on Broadway.) Decades after we first heard them, we still remember every word. Don’t believe us? Just take this — not entirely serious — little quiz.

I feel the earth move
1) after my Jello shots.
2) under my feet.
3) because I’m on the treadmill.
4) because I live in California.

It would be so fine to see your face
1) on a Wanted poster at the post office.
2) at my door
3) so I’d better schedule that cataract surgery I’ve been putting off.

You just call out my name and you know wherever I am, I’ll
1) Friend you on Face Book and follow you on Twitter.
2) come running to see you again.
3) disconnect the phone and hide under the bed.

Come on baby, do the ___ with me.
1) laundry
2) dishes
3) Sunday crossword
4) Loco-motion

Baby it’s too late, though we really did try to
1) get away from the hustling crowds.
2) talk with a man with a shotgun in his hand.
3) make it.

There’s room enough for two
1) more cats.
2) in my new Kia.
3) up on the roof.

Where you lead I will
1) sing harmony.
2) follow.
3) not follow, because I wasn’t born to follow.
4) find a paradise that’s trouble proof.

You make me feel like a natural
(1) disaster
(2) ingredient
(3) woman

Something tells me I’m Into something
1) illegal.
2) chocolate.
3) light and breezy.
4) good.

You’ve got a _____
1) lotta nerve.
2) refund from the IRS.
2) slipped disc.
4) friend.

Will you still love me ____
1) when I’m 64?
2) tomorrow?
3) after you see the dent I put in your car?

One Fine Day, you’re going to want me ____
1) for your girl.
2) for your bowling team.
3) to sell those old 45s on Ebay.
4) to go see “Beautiful” with you.

You aced it, right? Not only that, but you’re probably going to have Carole King’s music in your head for the rest of the day.

You’re welcome.

(This piece first appeared on Zestnow.)

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Roz Warren Roz is the author of Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.

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