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Kardashian and West plan for first anniversary bash
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are already making plans for a big first anniversary bash.
The biggest stumbling block was trying to figure out a venue that could top the Palace of Versailles. They have finally solved the problem by appealing to the Indian government to use the Taj Mahal for their celebration. Mobbed by reporters as they exited the Indian consulate, the couple gave an impromptu press conference.
“What makes you think the Indian government would consider your request?” shouted one reporter.
“We’ll bring in a lot of income for them, not just what we’ll pay for the venue, but think of all the souvenirs they’ll be able to sell. We’ve already mocked up a few to show ’em,” said Kim Kardashian.
Kanye held up a resin statuette of him and Kim standing in front of the Taj Mahal locked in a passionate embrace. Then he passed out postcards with the same image and threw some t-shirts into the throng.
“What’s even more important, ” Kardashian continued, “tourists will finally want to come to see the Taj Mahal, because it will now be a happy place rather than a gloomy old tomb. We plan to build a big round bar around the two stone coffins so it won’t be so depressing for our guests.”
“Our only hang-up is that it’s so white,” Kanye interjected.
“We’ve offered to make it pop by adding some color to the outside walls, so that might be a selling point too,” added Kim.
The stunned reporters stopped yelling out questions at this point, and the couple continued on their way into their waiting limo.
As the limo sped off, Kim Kardashian tweeted to her vast army of admirers: “Maybe I’ll even wear a Sorry.”
Diane de Anda
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