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The Fur Bearing Trout For President

Sep 282011
 
 By , September 28, 2011

 

This seasoned veteran of campaign politics started his career with the ill-fated Presidential Primary campaign for the Elder Party nomination in 1996. After losing the floor vote at the convention he returned to his home in the wilds of Northern Minnesota to lick his wounds. Now he is back ready to throw his pelt into the ring!

Consider for a moment his qualifications and I think you’ll agree he is the obvious choice for 2012.

He is a stable candidate who is far more rational than either of the other candidates from Minnesota.

 

 

Or for that matter, many of the other leading contenders.

 

 

And finally, unlike the incumbent, he always sticks to his platform.
Be seeing you.

 

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