Thinking of telling that CEO where he can stick that eight figure bonus?
Yes, it is in fact exactly what it looks like if you thought the object above looked like a diamond-encrusted platinum vibrator. Only $3,250. Batteries and charger extra.
Now, it seems to me that if you are forking over three large for a diamond encrusted platinum sex toy, they ought to throw in the charger and batteries for free, but what do I know? I suppose it comes under the heading of, “If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.” *harrumph*
Also comes in 24k gold, or one may by a gift box containing both, along with an assortment of other diversions for an even $10,000.
Be seeing you.
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