(Another post from the archives…May of this year)
Cemetery bosses have ordered the widower of a dead porn star to destroy her grave because it is “too sexy”.
The last resting place of 23-year-old Carolin “Sexy Cora” Wosnitza is adorned with photos of her, including one in a negligee.
A star of the German version of Big Brother, she died in January after a breast-enlargement operation at a clinic in Hamburg went wrong.
Her husband Tim Wosnitza buried her in the city’s Ohlsdorf Cemetery, which is the largest in the world, with nearly 260,000 graves.
But no sooner was her £15,000 granite and marble memorial unveiled – complete with a 4ft angel statue holding a red glass ball – than the order came to dismantle it.
A cemetery boss said: “This breaches guidelines. The grave must be removed immediately.”
But Tim said: “She was a beautiful woman. Who can take offence?”
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