[Disclaimer: This article is satire, or what we used to call "fake news" before actual fake news started poisoning the political discourse!]
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You’ll find the very best in editorial cartoons, as well as non-political cartoons, humor columns, fake news and more. As the publication’s slogan says, “Don’t cry about the news, laugh about it, with the Humor Times!”
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