Heard on Twitter:
From LOLGOP Pete Nicely:
Thank God they broke
#ows up. The protestors were about to get into bundling bad mortgages & betting trillions on unregulated derivatives.
From Nicolucci1899 Guy Nicolucci:
Herman Cain gets Secret Service protection… to protect him from love-starved women throwing their bodies at him.
From jimmyfallon jimmy fallon:
33% of Americans have broken up w/ someone using Facebook. While 33% of Kardashian sisters have broken up w/ someone using TMZ.
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