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Christians and Kosher Sex Toys

Jan 012012
 
 By , January 1, 2012

Saw this item in the news and thought, “It’s New Years Eve, when a lot of single people go out looking for sex with a stranger and get too drunk to do anything about it if they do find someone of like mind.”

Therefore, as a pubic service announcement I am informing you that there’s back up, not just for the Pagan and the apostate, but for the devout as well. Several enterprising souls have opened on-line outlets offering faith-friendly sex toys.

According to The Young Turks, at least four shops offer wares for Christian lovers, although at least one refuses to sell condoms. There is also at least one Kosher sex toy shop in cyberland. I wonder what makes a sex toy Kosher. Are the dildos all blessed by a Rabbi? I would love to see film of that!

For more and a video clip see kosher-dildos

Be seeing you.

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  • Anonymous

    Are the dildos all blessed by a Rabbi? I would love to see film of that! –  THIS IS WHAT YOU WROTE I YOUR POST ABOVE!!!  DON’T TALK ABOUT THINGS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT!!!! NO RABBI BLESSES ANY FOOD TO MAKE IT KOSHER!!! THAT IS NOT WHAT MAKES FOOD KOSHER AT ALL!!!!!! 

    • He’s just joking around. Lighten up?