Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA are a group of atheists, sure, but moral atheists, who just want to help. Hey, you have to trust someone who is getting left behind, if you want to make sure your pets are cared for when you get raptured. And they’ll do it for just a small, nominal fee! (Paid ahead, naturally.)
As their site says,
“You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved. But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind”
And who wouldn’t want that kind of peace of mind? I mean, just because you’re holy enough to get raptured, doesn’t mean your loyal, earthbound pet should have to suffer!
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