How big is it?
Just how long is Donald Trump’s schlong
If I said just an inch, would I be wrong
Or maybe it is as big as King Kong’s
But surely not a whopping furlong
For if it were it wouldn’t take long
For gawkers to gather in a huge throng
To see such a rare, magnificent dong
And hail the vain dolt to which it belongs
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