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Quiz: Did The Donald Say It or Didn’t He?

Jun 172016
 
 By , June 17, 2016

Truth or Consequences: What did Donald Trump say, or not say? Try your hand at ‘The Donald Quiz!’

Below is a quiz on the sayings of Donald Trump. You are to decide whether he said the words below (Donald has “all the best words,” by the way!). Print this out and circle T if you think Trump said it; F if you think he didn’t (or just keep a written record). A key to the correct answers is given at the end.

donald trumpT F “I am the greatest.”

T F “I have so much empathy and compassion for losers.”

T F “We will have so much winning if I get elected that you may get bored with the winning.”

T F Appreciate the congrats for being right on radical Islamic terrorism, I don’t want congrats, I want toughness & vigilance. We must be smart!

T F “And just so you understand: I have many Muslim friends.” “There doesn’t seem to be assimilation. We don’t know what’s going on.”

T F “Look, we’re led by a man that either is not tough, not smart, or he’s got something else in mind And the something else in mind — you know, people can’t believe it.”

T F “…a hater of Donald Trump, a hater. He’s a hater.”

T F “There’s no such thing as racism anymore. We’ve had a black president so it’s not a question anymore. Are they saying black lives should matter more than white lives or Asian lives? If black lives matter, then go back to Africa? We’ll see how much they matter there.”

T F “You know, it doesn’t really matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

T F “You have to treat ’em [women] like shit.”

T F “Go back to Univision.”

T F “I promise you that I’m much smarter than Jonathan Leibowitz — I mean Jon Stewart of The Daily Show. Who, by the way, is totally overrated.”

T F Trump called people “fat pigs,’’ “dogs,’’ “slobs,’’ and “disgusting animals.”

T F “Nobody gives more money to Americans — you know, the Americans with Disabilities Act — big Act.”

T F “I would never buy Ivana any decent jewels or pictures. Why give her negotiable assets?”

T F “Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man — he made a good decision.”

T F “We’re going to do [the Republican National Convention] a little different, if it’s O.K… I’m thinking about getting some of the great sports people who like me a lot.”

T F “Oh, look at my African-American over here. Look at him… Are you the greatest?”

T F “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

T F “All of the women on ‘The Apprentice’ flirted with me– consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”

T F “I love the Muslims. I have many, many friends — people living in this building, Muslims.”

T F “Look at what FDR did many years ago, and he’s one of the most respected presidents… We have people in this country that want to blow up our country — you know it and so do I. They’re looking at the jihad. They want a jihad.”

T F “26,000 unreported sexual assaults in the military — only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men and women together?

T F “My favorite part [of Pulp Fiction] is when Sam has his gun out in the diner and he tells the guy to tell his girlfriend to shut up. Tell that bitch to be cool. Say: ‘Bitch be cool.’ I love those lines.”

T F “Like, you wouldn’t have your job if you weren’t beautiful.”

T F “I am the least racist person that you have ever met.”

T F “There’s no such thing as racism anymore. We’ve had a black president, so it’s not a question anymore. Are they saying black lives should matter more than white lives or Asian lives? If black lives matter, then go back to Africa? We’ll see how much they matter there.”

T F “Women have one of the great acts of all time. The smart ones act very feminine and needy, but inside they are real killers. The person who came up with the expression ‘the weaker sex’ was either very naive or had to be kidding. I have seen women manipulate men with just a twitch of their eye — or perhaps another body part.”

T F “She is a dog who wrongfully comments on me.”

T F “It must be a pretty picture, you dropping to your knees.”

T F “Look at those hands, are they small hands? And, he referred to my hands — ‘if they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.”

T F “Ask yourself, who is really the friend of women and the LGBT community, Donald Trump with his actions, or Hillary Clinton with her words?”

T F “Compassion is the antitoxin of the soul: where there is compassion even the most poisonous impulses remain relatively harmless.”

T F “Compassion alone stands apart from the continuous traffic between good and evil proceeding within us.”

T F “Empathy is about standing in someone else’s shoes, feeling with his or her heart, seeing with his or her eyes. Not only is empathy hard to outsource and automate, but it makes the world a better place.”

T F “Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them, humanity cannot survive.”


Key:

  • Trump did not say the first two quotes or the last four. He said all the others.
  • If you got them all right you know your Trump.
  • If you got between one to three wrong you are on your way to being a Trump expert.
  • If you got between four to five wrong beware the Donald. Pay more attention to the news.
  • If you got six or more wrong you have no idea of the Donald terror threat to the United States.
  • If you got the second quotation or any of the last four wrong, you don’t know Trump. For your own safety you need to study up on him.
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Jerry Hirsch

Jerry Hirsch is professor emeritus of history at Truman State University in Kirksville, where he pursues research on American cultural history. He wrote "Portrait of America: The Federal Writers’ Project and American Culture" (2003). Jerry left Chicago after high school and hasn’t been back except to visit. Nevertheless he has remained a lifelong suffering Cubs fan. Ever optimistic, he thinks the time of suffering has ended and that he and his Cubs will soon enter the promised land.

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