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Humor Times blog - by James Israel

I publish a monthly paper called the Humor Times, available via subscription anywhere in the world. This blog allows me to comment in a more timely manner on current events, etc., since, after all, I have plenty to say!

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Fun summer viewing

If you missed the House Judiciary Committee's hearing Friday on impeachment, you might want to view these short clips.

Inspiring, right on testimony by Rep. Robert Wexler (D-FL), Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) and Author/attorney Vincent Bugliosi (latest book: Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder), and a hysterical rant by conservative apologist professor Jeremy Rabkin make for some riveting viewing. Enjoy, and pass it on...

Highlights from "non-impeachment" impeachment hearing.

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Friday, February 15, 2008

We now have TWO ways to make sure George Bush is held accountable

It's obvious that Congress is way too busy to deal with a president who tries to rewrite their laws when he signs them, ignores the Constitution, starts illegal wars, trashes the environment and plummets the country into recession. Impeachment remains "off the table."

We've known for a long time it would take something more insidious -- a stained dress -- to get Congress' attention. But now there is hope for another way: if G.W. used steroids, THEN Congress might act! Anyone have any leads?

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Friday, January 25, 2008

Hell, give 'em all immunity, into forever - why not?

The Democratic takeover of Congress appears to be ready once again to flex its muscles, this time to give in to Bush's demands for immunity to the telecommunication industry for their acquiescence to Bush demands to help him spy on Americans.

Hey, why not? The Dems gave blanket immunity to the administration itself when House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi said early on that "impeachment is off the table." Sure, let 'em slide, after all, they only trashed the Constitution, invaded a country under false pretenses, broke every treaty they could, blithely threw out Habeus Corpus and started torturing people like it was fun and games at a carnival dunking tank.

They're also letting the entire banking industry and the Wall Street hacks who profited off the sub prime loans off the hook, because, hey, it's only destroying our economy and sending us into possibly the worst recession in decades -- or worse. Let's just throw a little money at some people and say, "sorry." That should take care of it!

The pattern seems to be to not make anyone responsible for anything, at least if they might contribute to your party's political campaigns somewhere down the line.

So, while our fearless leaders are in such a giving mood, why not just give blanket immunity to all corporations who give or may give campaign donations, into infinity, for any potential wrong-doing? And of course, we must extend this blanket immunity to politicians, because without it, they just can't do their jobs! (Which is to do the bidding of said corporations.)

This way, there is no need for any more of these painful "debates" in Congress, where our "representatives" must wring their hands and verbalize concern for the people being crushed under the weight of a government gone mad. And then we can get back to the happy talk of "prosperity" and the economic tide "lifting all boats." Yeah!

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Tuesday, November 06, 2007

"Little Big Man" Dennis Kucinich submits impeachment resolution

My favorite Democrat these days, the "Little Big Man" Dennis Kucinich, submitted a resolution today to impeach the man who put the "vice" back in "Vice President," Dick "Shoot-em-up" Cheney. Dennis gave Democrats a chance to finally grow a pair, but of course, they shirked their duty and responsibility to the country once again.

According to an article in the New York Times, "House Democrats on Tuesday narrowly managed to avert a bruising debate on a proposal to impeach Dick Cheney after Republicans, in a surprise maneuver, voted in favor of taking up the measure. Republicans, changing course midway through a vote, tried to force Democrats into a debate on the resolution sponsored by longshot presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich."

The spineless Democrats' plan was to vote to table the measure, effectively putting it in limbo, while avoiding having to actually debate the issue. They figured Republicans would go along, because, of course, they want to avoid the issue also. But Republicans are quite aware that Dems are minus that important bodily structure (the spine), and so, in a surprise move that was sure to embarrass the Dems, they voted to kill the resolution (to table the measure), which would have forced the chamber to debate it, and vote up-or-down on impeachment.

Instead of welcoming this opportunity to call the administration on their lies and force some kind of accountability, the Dems shriveled like roadkill on a desert highway.

''We're going to help them out, to explain themselves,'' said Rep. Pete Sessions, R-Texas. ''We're going to give them their day in court.'' At least, that was the GOP's public explanation. The real reason, I'm quite sure, was, as I said, to embarrass the cajone-less Dems. They knew what the Dems would do, and they were right – the asses (well, their mascot is the donkey, is it not?) offered a motion to "refer the proposal to the House Judiciary Committee for further study," effectively preventing a debate on the House floor. That motion passed by a largely party-line vote of 218-194.

And so, once again, instead of standing up for the Constitution, instead of using the power of impeachment as the founders intended, instead of helping to restore the rule of law to the office of the presidency, the lackluster Democrats backed down like a bunch of cowards. Here was their chance – handed to them on a silver platter by the Republicans, no less – to stick it to this lawless administration once and for all, to stick it to the party that had misused impeachment just a few years ago.

The Dems seem to think they shouldn't rock the boat, that they are somehow guaranteed the presidency next election, if they just cruise along without being too controversial. But they need to think again. Popular opinion of this Congress is extremely low for a reason. The Dems were given a majority by the electorate to do one thing – to stop the war. Not only have they not delivered on that crucial responsibility, they have been missing in action on any number of important fronts – including the vote this week to send Michael B. Mukasey's nomination for Attorney General to the full Senate, where it will now likely be rubber-stamped. They voted to approve a man who refuses to call waterboarding what it is, torture.

So what is it exactly, that the Democrats are doing? Playing it safe, that's what. Just when we need strong, bold leadership on so many important issues, and just when they have the opportunity to show the nation that they are the ones to lead us into a new era of fiscal, military, environmental and judicial responsibility, they play it safe.

Shame on you asses!

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