News of the Future: Immediately after Election, President Trump Ships All Blue States Inhabitants to Gulag

News of the Future: Immediately after Election, President Trump Ships All Blue States Inhabitants to Gulag

News of the Future: Jan. 20th, 2017 – Blue states population rounded up Our beloved new President for Life Donald Trump has declared as the first decree of his new administration the transporting of all … Read more

Candidates Displayed in Pens at Iowa State Fair, Like Rest of Animals

Candidates Displayed in Pens at Iowa State Fair, Like Rest of Animals

Iowa decides to highlight ‘true nature of American politics’ by penning presidential candidates. This year’s crop of Presidential weeds… er… candidates made their appearance this week at the traditional starting showcase for the presidential primaries, … Read more