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Apr 252017
 
 By , April 25, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/25/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Apr 252017
 
 By , April 25, 2017
Fox Offers Donald Trump Bill O'Reilly’s Old Job

‘Let’s face it, Donald Trump is the only guy in America who can get away scot free with open sexual harassment.’ – James Murdoch NEW YORK – Fox News’ head honcho James Murdoch said today that the network was “seriously considering” offering disgraced anchorman Bill [more…]

Apr 232017
 
 By , April 23, 2017
"Killing O'Reilly" - A Bestseller & Just Deserts

A who-done-it & why-wasn’t-it-done-before thriller about Bill O’Reilly! It only seems fair that Bill O’Reilly, the best-selling author of Killing Kennedy, Killing Lincoln, Killing Patton and Killing Jesus would have a contract out on his own skin by eight sexually harassed women! Let’s call them [more…]

Jan 312017
 
 By , January 31, 2017
'O'Reilly Factor' Directly Impacting Trump Policy

Bill O’Reilly discovers Trump is watching his show and tweeting, making him more influential than ever! In a tweet on January 24th, President Trump threatened to send in the Feds “if Chicago doesn’t fix the horrible ‘carnage’ going on…” (“Carnage” would now appear to be [more…]

Oct 102016
 
 By , October 10, 2016
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/10/16

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Jan 262016
 
 By , January 26, 2016
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/26/16

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Aug 162015
 
 By , August 16, 2015
The Millennials: Generation Degenerate

Meet Generation Y, aka the Millennials They answer every question with a shrug. They use sepia-toned Instagram filters to boost their confidence, and the only way to kill a vampire from this demographic is with a hand-carved mahogany stake. Yes, people, meet Generation Y, more [more…]

Jul 282015
 
 By , July 28, 2015
What Term Best Describes Donald Trump? Google It

When Donald Trump came up in a search for “Top 10 Assholes of All Time,” Google apologized, saying the truth can be hard to swallow. Google has apologized after photographs of Donald Trump recently appeared in image search results for “Top 10 Assholes of All [more…]

Jul 062015
 
 By , July 6, 2015
Rihanna's Video & Greece: Rockin' Out with Her Glock Out

Everyone’s talking about how violent Rihanna’s new song is, but how will it affect geopolitics? The warning message accompanying the latest video from pop provocateur Rihanna reads: “Scenes of a violent and political nature. You have been warned.” What follows is simply shocking. The video — [more…]

Jul 012015
 
 By , July 1, 2015
Same-Sex Marriage = Same-Day Carnage

Will the legalization of same-sex marriage destroy the world, as pundits claim? An alien invasion. Labor camps for heterosexuals. Man-dog marriage, followed by man-dog babies… If you think these weird scenarios are extracts from Charlie Sheen’s diary, think again. According to specific socially conservative pundits [more…]

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