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Sep 152014
 
 By , September 15, 2014
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/15/14

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Sep 082014
 
 By , September 8, 2014
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/8/14

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Mar 042014
 
 By , March 4, 2014
Giant Sinkhole Draining Gulf of Mexico

Scientist: “At least this sinkhole might finally allow us to clean up all of BP’s spilled oil.” NAPLES, FL — Despite warnings of rising coastal waters around the globe, scientists, in late 2012, found that the coastal waters abutting the Gulf of Mexico were actually [more…]

Sep 212010
 
 By , September 21, 2010
New, Improved Dispersant Released for Gulf and Beyond

Makers say new CorrectsIt® ‘will disperse all doubt’ The Nalco Company, makers of the dispersant Corexit® that was used by BP in the Gulf of Mexico to disperse oil, announced today a rollout of a “vastly improved” version of the chemical that will “disperse all [more…]

Jul 122010
 
 By , July 12, 2010
Obama to Make Mel Gibson Gov’t Intermediary to BP

‘Tell ’em what we really think of their fake top hats, Mel!’ prez orders A Humor Times exclusive WASHINGTON – Saying that no one else can tell off a lying cheater like Mel Gibson can, the president today announced he is making Mel Gibson his [more…]

Jun 092010
 
 By , June 9, 2010
Convert Gulf Into World's Largest Oil Tank?

Proponents say it’ll make U.S. number one oil exporter A Humor Times exclusive report GULF OF MEXICO – “We’ve reached the end of our rope,” said BP representative Keith Seilhan, “there’s nothing that can be done to save the Gulf as a body of ocean [more…]

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