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Nov 302015
 
 By , November 30, 2015
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/30/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Jul 062015
 
 By , July 6, 2015
Karl Rove to GOP: Fight Gay Marriage Like We Fought Abortion

“Regulate gay marriage out of existence, chip by chip, until in practice nothing’s left but the closet.” – Karl Rove WASHINGTON, DC – GOP political strategist and former Bush’s Brain, Karl Rove, said yesterday that calls to destroy the Supreme Court legislatively or financially over [more…]

Apr 062015
 
 By , April 6, 2015
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/6/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Dec 212014
 
 By , December 21, 2014
Bushes: 3, U.S.: 0

Our little Jeb Bush caterpillar is now one step closer to being a big, bad, beautiful butterfly. Still recovering from the sonic bombshell dropped by Jeb Bush, announcing he was officially upgrading his prospective candidate status from “considering the formation of an exploratory committee to [more…]

Jun 262014
 
 By , June 26, 2014
Blame Game: The All American Sport (a Poem)

The Blame Game: It’s how we roll   Iraq is afire as ISIS runs wild Inducing a flood of political bile Lacking ideas to put out the flame Pols look to finger someone to blame   Obama’s at fault, intones the far right He shouldn’t [more…]

Jun 192013
 
 By , June 19, 2013

The Patriot Act: It’s b-a-a-a-ck! It’s back. The Patriot Act — that grotesque, ever-mutating, hydra-headed monstrosity from the Bush-Cheney Little Shop of Horrors — has risen again, this time with an added twist of Orwellian intrusiveness from the Obamacans. Since 2006, Team Bush, and then Team [more…]

Mar 152012
 
 By , March 15, 2012

Here Are Some Really Scary Thoughts: The people running for President have no problem wasting huge sums of other people’s money and spending incredible amounts of time making themselves look good for the campaigns. What is to prevent them from doing the same when they [more…]

Jan 232009
 
 By , January 23, 2009
Final Interview: Bush Waxes Nostalgic

‘I’m so proud of my accomplishness,’ says former president A Humor Times Special Report WASHINGTON, DC – Winding up a month-long whirlwind tour of press interviews designed to burnish his legacy, now-former President George W. Bush seemed visibly emotional recalling his years in the White [more…]

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