To Lure New Voters, Trump Sings the Hits

To Lure New Voters, Trump Sings the Hits
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Donald Trump’s new campaign strategy is a musical effort to lure new voters. “I’m really a groovy guy to git down wit… … Read more

Politicians Who Lose Should Have to Give Back Campaign Donations and Worse, Says Artificial Ignorance Entity Candidate

Politicians Who Lose Should Have to Give Back Campaign Donations and Worse, Says Artificial Ignorance Entity Candidate
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) 2024 presidential candidate Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman says losers should return the money raised, and much worse. In a recent interview with … Read more

Trump Woos Black Voters

Trump Woos Black Voters
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Bill Tope

Ex-prez attempts to appeal to black voters during a campaign stop in South Carolina. Speaking to a South Carolina convention hall crowded with his boosters, former President Donald … Read more

Presidential Candidate Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman Announces Party Platform

Presidential Candidate Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman Announces Party Platform
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The presidential candidate entity known as “Hoiman” has released the party platform for his election campaign. 2024 US presidential candidate Artificial Ignorance … Read more

Trump Places Bounty on Taylor Swift

Trump Places Bounty on Taylor Swift
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Bill Tope

Swifties warned to steer clear of Super Bowl after Trump’s team put out a bounty on the superstar. Former President Donald J. Trump announced at a pro-white rally … Read more

Trump: “I’m Still a Very Stable Genius!”

Trump: “I’m Still a Very Stable Genius!”
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Bill Tope

Ex-president claims to ace test for mental acuity, says he is still a “very stable genius.” Despite indications to the contrary, former President and front-running contender for the … Read more

Trump Selects VP Running Mate

Trump Selects VP Running Mate
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Bill Tope

Following months of media speculation, Donald Trump has selected his 2024 VP running mate. After much public conjecture and overt deliberation by the candidate himself, former President Donald … Read more

Polling Disaster for Florida Gov: DeSantis to Pull the Plug

Polling Disaster for Florida Gov: DeSantis to Pull the Plug
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Bill Tope

Sinking in the polls, the latest results prompt Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis to pull the plug on his quixotic campaign for president. Results of the new USA Today/Suffolk … Read more

GOP Candidates Campaign, Accept Plaudits at Iowa State Fair

GOP Candidates Campaign, Accept Plaudits at Iowa State Fair
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Bill Tope

Wanna-be GOP candidates campaign for the presidential nomination at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines. As wanna-be GOP candidates campaign for the presidential nomination at the Iowa … Read more

Political Dadaist: ‘America is Ripe for Third Party Rule’

Political Dadaist: ‘America is Ripe for Third Party Rule’
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A world-famous political dadaist says voters are so restless that America could be ripe for third party rule. Internationally known political dadaist … Read more

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