There was great tension at the Republican Campaign Headquarters that morning as the worker bees entered their office in D.C. As with every campaign, unexpected situations come up. “‘He Who Shall Not Be Named’ wants to endorse Romney,” stated Mitch Couler to the group, his [more...]
Just when you thought Dick Cheney couldn’t top himself for thinking way out of the box, he comes up with another great idea, at least in the eyes of the NRA. On a weekend news show, the former vice-president announced his latest plan to make [more...]
Important Update!! Our crack historical research team here at Humor Times has uncovered an ancient, yet very relevant Nostradamus prediction that apparently has something to say about the times we live in now. Prepare for your jaw to hit the floor at its revelation! UPI [more...]
Here Are Some Really Scary Thoughts: The people running for President have no problem wasting huge sums of other people’s money and spending incredible amounts of time making themselves look good for the campaigns. What is to prevent them from doing the same when they [more...]
President Obama gazed down from the icy bridge into the swirling frigid waters of the Potomac below him. In the darkness of the night the distance between him and its whirlpools seemed vast. He was at an end. The difficulties of his Presidency seemed as [more...]
A new Death Star, believed to have the capacity to neutralize the minds of an entire planet, has been adopted from designs stolen from George Lucas’s movie studios and have been secretly used to rebuild the monstrous machine of destruction by the Republicans as a [more...]
Dick Cheney has finally completed his long awaited autobiography Mein Kampf II. Eager fans of fascism have been gnawing their own limbs off and those of Barnes And Noble staff waiting for it to come out. In the new book Cheney describes in excruciating detail [more...]
>WASH., D.C. – Former Vice-President Dick Cheney, fed up with restraints on his office, declared himself King today in a prepared statement. “Everyone knows it has been me, Dick Cheney, who has been running things around here since I was elected in 2000 with my [more...]