New immigration reform bill has farther-reaching implications than anticipated WASHINGTON D.C. — In a historic, and extremely surprising turn of events for the land of the free and home of the brave, almost 90% of its diverse population has now found itself without a country [more...]
Like anyone, pirates need time off from stressful job too MOGADISHU — It’s been over a year since any commercial shipping vessels have been attacked by pirates off the coast of the African country of Somalia, but Robert Ogubuwe promises that is about to change. [more...]
Benghazi: Not your usual humor site ‘fake news’ — instead, national network fake news By William Boardman, Reader Supported News Show us the emails! Here, take another look! The strangest thing about the public release on May 15 of 100 or so emails relating to [more...]
Hoping to make Obama scandals disappear with magic In a colorful press conference held at the White House a few days ago, press secretary/circus master Jay Carney lived up to his last name as the Obama scandals piled up like elephants in a circus ring [more...]
New viable career path forged by “Cute Cat Video” posters Forbes new Power List of top college majors for 2013 features a new, though unsurprising, field of study: Taking videos and pictures of the cutest cats you can find and then posting them online in [more...]
“It’s just not enough to make a fuss and create new laws about,” says NRA’s Jim Porter as bullets fly at press conference Since the Newtown school shooting tragedy, mass shootings have been on a steady rise. Now, they are averaging about one a day, [more...]
Goals are fine, but let’s get real about them 1. Set goals. This is probably the most important part in achieving them. 2. If you suck at something, give up. I know people say, “If at first you don’t succeed…” yada yada, but come on, [more...]
“Everything he says stinks,” say opponents of mayor with halitosis Jonathan D. Lumquist, known to have the most horrendous case of halitosis in public service history, has nevertheless overcome the odds and was elected Mayor of Lincoln, Nebraska, last Tuesday. His opponent was said to [more...]
‘Sure, we got the call about the kinky women with dog collars on,’ said police, ‘there are some wild ladies in Cleveland’ CLEVELAND, OH — Ariel Castro, who had been placed under arrest for allegedly kidnapping, imprisoning and raping three young women over a ten [more...]
“We should have been suspicious from the very beginning,” says expert, regarding overuse of “ROFL” online A new study was released last week detailing various online practices of users across our interconnected globe. Needless to say, some appalling facts have come to light. Apparently, the [more...]