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May 152013
 
Lost Journal: With Birthday Gifts, Sometimes it’s the Lack of Thought That Counts

Journal entry: May 4, 1981 (age 12): Birthday Monday is the worst day of the week to have a birthday.  You have to go to school, and everybody is in a bad mood.  But today got better as it went on.  When I got home [more...]

May 072013
 
Lost Journal: Kornheiser Removed from 7-year-old’s Enemies List (for Now)

Lost Journal entry: June 3, 2008 (age 39) A few weeks ago, I wrote a “Lost Journal” column about my 7-year-old nephew Tommy’s “Enemies List.”  It explained that the only name on the list was Tony Kornheiser, the well-known sports commentator and co-host of Monday [more...]

May 062013
 
Lost Journal: Nephew’s "Enemies List" Exposed

Journal entry: May 8, 2008 (age 39): Enemies list Hell hath no fury like a 7-year-old scorned. Recently, my brother Dan told me that his son, Tommy, has a “Friends List.”  This closely held sheet of paper lists the names of his second-grade classmates, baseball [more...]