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Oct 062012
 
Not Exactly The Emerald City

   A newly minted University graduate with a degree in music has been reduced for the nonce to playing cowbell for an unappreciative audience of birds.

     Jamie Fox spends all day in a farmer’s field, dressed all in orange…

Vikings Land in Australia

 By , September 20, 2012
Sep 202012
 
Vikings Land in Australia

     Police and local rangers on Elcho Island in the Northern Territories of Australia were somewhat surprised when the received reports of a Viking longboat off shore. 

     ”With swords drawn, it was establish…

Human-Powered Flight: The Helicopter

 By , September 5, 2012
Sep 052012
 
Human-Powered Flight: The Helicopter

     I don’t know what it is about human-powered flight that fascinates me so. Maybe it’s because I first heard the legend of Icarus when I was very young. I know that I am not alone in this though, else there would not be things lik…

Is It Safe?

 By , September 1, 2012
Sep 012012
 
Is It Safe?

   

     In the nearly eleven years since the events of September eleventh 2001 the United States has embarked upon somewhere between two and seven wars, depending on how one defines one’s conflicts in this brave new wor…

Whale-Eating Sea Gulls

 By , August 30, 2012
Aug 302012
 
Whale-Eating Sea Gulls

     Sea gulls off the coast of Argentina have lately taken to taking a bite out of Southern Right Whales when they breach to take on air. This opens a wound for them to tear a few chunks of meat from before the whale submerges. The…

Not a Light, But a Place

 By , August 25, 2012
Aug 252012
 
Not a Light, But a Place

  I remember that day in July of ’69 so well. Grandmother had passed barely month before and I thought it a great pity that she had missed that moment when Mr. Armstrong first set foot upon the moon. She had told me of torchlight parades for McKi…

NASA Does a Class Act

 By , August 24, 2012
Aug 242012
 
NASA Does a Class Act

 

 The landing site of the Rover “Curiosity” has officially been names after the late Science Fiction author, Ray Bradbury.

     The Twitter feed from Curiosity read ”In tribute, I dedicate my landing spot on Mars to…

Pub For Sale, Pig Included

 By , August 22, 2012
Aug 222012
 
Pub For Sale, Pig Included

Be warned though, this little piggy likes a pint.

     Pyangana’s Pub is on the market with an asking price of $800,000 (Au) or about $840,000 US. It come with a fair sized tract of land and the pub’s pig, Pinky. Pinky is the Progeny…

Nightmare, With Angels

 By , August 20, 2012
Aug 202012
 
Nightmare, With Angels

    Looking at the drought withered corn belt and the shrinking polar ice cap on the net while we wait to vote on GMO labeling in our food my mind keeps turning back to a poem by Stephen Vincent Benet.

Nightmare, With Angels
by Stephen Vi…

The Ever-Vigilant Bong Disposal Squad

 By , August 19, 2012
Aug 192012
 
The Ever-Vigilant Bong Disposal Squad

    The Police in Sherman Heights, California were alerted when a construction worker spotted a suspicious looking object in a construction site near Interstate 5. The ten inch metal tube with both ends capped resembled a pipe bomb, causing …