Johnny B. Rotten, a writer who makes his living making fun of the people who make the world an interesting place to live, has officially been banned from covering the 2012 Olympics in London. Rotten is accused of illegal use of steroids while penning some [more...]
Being on steroids is like: Normal…during a high-speed chase. Arnold Schwarzenegger on helium. Looking into a cracked mirror and still being able to see a whole face. Trying to call into work sick and then realizing you don’t have a job anymore. Being drunk in [more...]
Oh sweet bed you mock me from your prominent position at the center of my universe, your covers pulled back ever so slightly, pillows askew, beckoning, beckoning me to come within your folds and partake of your soft luxurious wonderments.
You taunt me …
Says he took them for health and just to be ‘one of the guys’ McGwire Admits He Would’ve Hit More Homers Without Steroids A Humor Times exclusive In a public admission recently, Mark McGwire finally came clean on his steroid use, which included the 1998 [more...]