It seems that money can buy you love, after all In a stunning new move, NYSE Chairman Marsh Carter approved the addition of a new commodity — love — onto the NYSE. Commodities like wheat, corn, soy beans, and pork bellies have long been pedaled [more...]
In true Lazarus fashion, God raises Occupy from the dead Intrepid Reuters news reporters have uncovered evidence that the immense Hurricane Sandy, so huge that it was dubbed ‘The Perfect Storm,’ was actually a fabricated event. It appears that God created the mega-storm for what [more...]
To report on how our economy is doing, media outlets and Congress keep a constant eye on the Dow Jones Average. But they’re like cats watching the wrong mouse hole, for the great majority of Americans have between zero and next-to-nothing in the stock market. [more...]