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Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/15/24

By Paul Lander, April 15, 2024

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Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)

Trump Already Acting Out as Hush Money Trial Convenes

By Bill Tope, April 15, 2024April 15, 2024

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Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.

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Trump Already Acting Out as Hush Money Trial Convenes - April 15, 2024
Trump Rips into Judge Following Gag Order - April 13, 2024
Trump Addresses Race Issue at Rally - April 10, 2024

The ex-president wasted no time in disturbing the proceedings at his infamous hush money trial. Muttering under his breath and casting disgusted looks about the courtroom, former President … Read more

You Can’t Make This Stuff Up: A Mr. Pecker at a Porn Star Trial!

By Marilyn Sands, April 14, 2024April 13, 2024

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Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha

Trump Rips into Judge Following Gag Order

By Bill Tope, April 13, 2024

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Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.

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Trump Already Acting Out as Hush Money Trial Convenes - April 15, 2024
Trump Rips into Judge Following Gag Order - April 13, 2024
Trump Addresses Race Issue at Rally - April 10, 2024

Ex-prez cries foul (yet again) after a gag order against him is expanded in the New York hush money trial. Disgraced and many-times indicated former-President Donald J. Trump … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem

By Dean Kaner, April 13, 2024

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Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.

Trump Addresses Race Issue at Rally

By Bill Tope, April 10, 2024April 9, 2024

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Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.

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Trump Already Acting Out as Hush Money Trial Convenes - April 15, 2024
Trump Rips into Judge Following Gag Order - April 13, 2024
Trump Addresses Race Issue at Rally - April 10, 2024

Trump addressed the race issue at a campaign stop recently, saying he “feels the pain” of those it makes uncomfortable. At a campaign rally sponsored by the American … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/8/24

By Paul Lander, April 9, 2024April 9, 2024

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Making the Bible Great Again

By JC Wade, April 9, 2024

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J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).

Trump Touts Eugenics as ‘Key to the Future’

By Bill Tope, April 4, 2024

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Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.

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Trump Already Acting Out as Hush Money Trial Convenes - April 15, 2024
Trump Rips into Judge Following Gag Order - April 13, 2024
Trump Addresses Race Issue at Rally - April 10, 2024

Trump endorses eugenics as the “greatest party platform ever.” In an effort to offset criticism that the 2024 Republican party has no platform, presumptive presidential candidate Donald J. … Read more

Spontaneous Combustion of Trump Bibles Prompts Recall

By Ralph Lombard, April 4, 2024April 4, 2024

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Ralph Lombard

I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!