Possibly the most honest presidential candidate ever!
My favorite headline of the Week: White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars Andrew D. Basiago and William Stillings insist that they once served as “chrononauts” at DARPA‘s behest, traversing the boundaries of time and space. They swear: A youthful Barack Obama was [more...]
The founder of a fitness center in Dubai has offered up the usually tepid apology that is so well known in the political arena when he was called to account for this shockingly tasteless ad on the center’s facebook page featuring the railroad [more...]
From The Colbert Report’s “Indecision 2012: Iowa Caucus – Cable News Coverage” Cable news shows love to show off their fancy new “flick technology” — moving things around on their screens with the flick of a finger, or even from screen to screen — ooh! [more...]
They must be totally convinced that our reproductive cycle somehow involves claw-footed bathtubs. Be seeing you.
In the region surrounding Barcellona, in Spain, there is a tradition going back to the 18th century of including figurines depicted in the act of defecation as part of the nativity scene. They are thought to to bring good fortune and a rich harvest. [more...]
… another angel approached me. This one was quietly but appropriately dressed in cellophane, synthetic rubber and stainless steel, But his mask was the blind mask of Ares, snouted for gasmasks. He was neither soldier, sailor, farmer, dictator, nor munitions-manufacturer. Nor did he have much [more...]