The Conservative States of America: A Proposal

The Conservative States of America: A Proposal
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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It may be time to discard the whole notion of an “indivisible nation” and create a new Conservative States of America. It’s been growing for years, but the … Read more

Social Distancing? Hey, No Problem for We Misanthropes!

Social Distancing? Hey, No Problem for We Misanthropes!
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Roger Freed

We got this whole social distancing thing down. Stay six feet away? I do that anyway! Stay home and don’t have guests? Ditto! Don’t touch anyone? Bingo! Avoid … Read more

A Time for Prayer

A Time for Prayer
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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We all need to find time for prayer now. But who to pray to? We all remember Dorothy Gale from the Wizard of Oz. She’s the one who, … Read more

Consumer Pornography

Consumer Pornography
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Roger Freed

OMG!!! A store being stocked to the max with toilet paper and rubbing alcohol!!! Yeah Baby! Show me more!!! Show me more!!!

Future Trump Tweets

Future Trump Tweets
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Roger Freed

Here are some future Trump tweets you’re bound to see, based on a scientific analysis of his historical tweeting habits. Libraries are a major place for the fake … Read more

American Political Landscape: The End Justifies the Meanie

Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
David Martin
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As a Canadian looking in on the American political landscape, all I can say is what the hell happened? Growing up in northern New York State sixty years … Read more

Sure-Fire T-Shirt Slogan Ideas for the 2020 Election

Sure-Fire T-Shirt Slogan Ideas for the 2020 Election
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed

Need 2020 slogan ideas? You’ve come to the right place. Slogan Ideas for the 2020 Election: What if the Dems had said “A black man will never win … Read more

Famous Americans Who Colluded with the Russians and the Price They Paid

Famous Americans Who Colluded with the Russians and the Price They Paid
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed

Presenting the infamous famous Americans who colluded with the Russians – and the price they paid! Robert Hanssen – In a Supermax prison in solitary for the rest … Read more

Special, New Holiday for Trump Because He Is So Special

Special, New Holiday for Trump Because He Is So Special
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed

Trump requests a special day just for him, separate from President’s Day. Our feckless leader, Prosidentia Trump, is upset because he wants to stand above the other former … Read more

‘The Jerry Duncan Show’ is Opening in NYC, March 5-15, 2020!

‘The Jerry Duncan Show’ is Opening in NYC, March 5-15, 2020!
The Humor Times is the "World's funniest news source!" Sure, we like to inform our visitors, but in a playful sort of way. We believe political satire is one of the best ways to help folks let down their defenses and see things in a new light, as well as to help bring haughty leaders back down to earth. Plus, it's just plain fun! The Humor Times magazine (delivered to your door 12x/year) is a great way to enjoy this brand of humor, it makes a wonderful gift, and SUBSCRIPTIONS are very affordable!
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Based on the column in Humor Times, “The Jerry Duncan Show” opens soon in New York City. The Jerry Duncan Show opens at the Thirteenth Street Repertory Company, … Read more

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