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Jul 262017
 
 By , July 26, 2017
Mensa Makes Special Genius Category for Trump

Mensa found in Trump a troubling enigma, causing them to review their statuses Mensa, the international high intelligence group that only accepts people who pass a difficult IQ test, have in the age of Trump found a troubling enigma that caused them to review their [more…]

Jul 102017
 
 By , July 10, 2017
We Are a Fly on the Wall at a GOP Health Care Meeting

Listening in on a Republican meeting of the minds on health care: “What are we going to do about health care?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. “If we don’t get this new AbominableCare bill through, our handlers will come down on us heavy!” [more…]

May 312017
 
 By , May 31, 2017
A Fly on the Wall at an Early Trump Cabinet Meeting

What were the first Trump cabinet meetings like? Wonder no more… “OK, are we all here?” demanded the President Select, as he rushed in fashionably late to his own White House staff meeting. “Yes, Mr. President, all are present,” answered Kellyanne Conway for everyone in [more…]

Apr 232017
 
 By , April 23, 2017
Presenting the Poetry of Sarah Palin

Some until-now overlooked poems by Sarah Palin. You’re welcome! I SHOT AN ARROW I shot an arrow into the air it came down and pegged a hare. My rifle I shot so straight and true and brought me down a caribou. Moose when they see [more…]

Mar 242017
 
 By , March 24, 2017
Do It Yourself Future News Headlines

Look into our crystal ball and create your very own News Headlines of the Future! If you look at enough different newspapers enough different times you find the news headlines can be quite similar. The rags always seem to be re-circulating the same type of [more…]

Feb 192017
 
 By , February 19, 2017
Hair, the Rock Musical That Shook the World

50 years ago, the rock opera ‘Hair’ first appeared on the scene in New York It was about 50 years ago that the rock opera ‘Hair’ first appeared on the scene in New York, just preceding the famous ‘Summer of Love’ of 1968. Having humble [more…]

Feb 142017
 
 By , February 14, 2017
Mosquites: The Mini-Me's of Vampires

Mosquitoes are evil little geniuses Mosquitoes are evil little geniuses. They are adept enough to fly up, whine in your ear, then take off laughing as you whip yourself in the head trying to swat them. They know how to hold a victim in suspense [more…]

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