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Apr 232017
 
 By , April 23, 2017
Presenting the Poetry of Sarah Palin

Some until-now overlooked poems by Sarah Palin. You’re welcome! I SHOT AN ARROW I shot an arrow into the air it came down and pegged a hare. My rifle I shot so straight and true and brought me down a caribou. Moose when they see [more…]

Mar 242017
 
 By , March 24, 2017
Do It Yourself Future News Headlines

Look into our crystal ball and create your very own News Headlines of the Future! If you look at enough different newspapers enough different times you find the news headlines can be quite similar. The rags always seem to be re-circulating the same type of [more…]

Feb 192017
 
 By , February 19, 2017
Hair, the Rock Musical That Shook the World

50 years ago, the rock opera ‘Hair’ first appeared on the scene in New York It was about 50 years ago that the rock opera ‘Hair’ first appeared on the scene in New York, just preceding the famous ‘Summer of Love’ of 1968. Having humble [more…]

Feb 142017
 
 By , February 14, 2017
Mosquites: The Mini-Me's of Vampires

Mosquitoes are evil little geniuses Mosquitoes are evil little geniuses. They are adept enough to fly up, whine in your ear, then take off laughing as you whip yourself in the head trying to swat them. They know how to hold a victim in suspense [more…]

Feb 062017
 
 By , February 6, 2017
Never Kiss a Saber Toothed Squirrel

The tale of Tham the Saber Toothed Squirrel It isn’t often one sees a saber toothed squirrel. Of course, it isn’t often one wants to see a saber toothed squirrel, but when one does see one it invariably leads to commentary. For instance: “Why the [more…]

Jan 312017
 
 By , January 31, 2017
Do Canadians Really Exist?

Are Canadians simply a product of someone’s over-inventive fantasy? Do Canadians really exist? Yes, that is my question. Is there really such a whimsical folk who believe in such things as mounted police wearing red uniforms and modified cowboy hats, water wells with hand pumps, [more…]

Jan 202017
 
 By , January 20, 2017
A Country Gets the Leaders It Deserves

An unfunny editorial: A country gets the leaders it deserves There is an old saying that “a country gets the leaders it deserves.” So what does that say about the United States and the choices it has made of late? It says that we are [more…]

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