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Feb 142017
 
 By , February 14, 2017
Mosquites: The Mini-Me's of Vampires

Mosquitoes are evil little geniuses Mosquitoes are evil little geniuses. They are adept enough to fly up, whine in your ear, then take off laughing as you whip yourself in the head trying to swat them. They know how to hold a victim in suspense [more…]

Feb 062017
 
 By , February 6, 2017
Never Kiss a Saber Toothed Squirrel

The tale of Tham the Saber Toothed Squirrel It isn’t often one sees a saber toothed squirrel. Of course, it isn’t often one wants to see a saber toothed squirrel, but when one does see one it invariably leads to commentary. For instance: “Why the [more…]

Jan 312017
 
 By , January 31, 2017
Do Canadians Really Exist?

Are Canadians simply a product of someone’s over-inventive fantasy? Do Canadians really exist? Yes, that is my question. Is there really such a whimsical folk who believe in such things as mounted police wearing red uniforms and modified cowboy hats, water wells with hand pumps, [more…]

Jan 202017
 
 By , January 20, 2017
A Country Gets the Leaders It Deserves

An unfunny editorial: A country gets the leaders it deserves There is an old saying that “a country gets the leaders it deserves.” So what does that say about the United States and the choices it has made of late? It says that we are [more…]

Jan 162017
 
 By , January 16, 2017
Trump's List of Things to Do on His First Day in Office

He’s a business man, so you know Donald Trump has a list ready of things to do. Here they are. Have Hillary and Bill ‘mysteriously’ disappear. Finalize deal with Putin on co-overseeing Russia’s oil industry. Install a more ‘Trump friendly’ Director into CIA and have [more…]

Jan 132017
 
 By , January 13, 2017
The Machiavellian Guide to Becoming President

This Machiavellian Guide is channeled from the nether worlds to his humble servants Donald Trump and Roger Freed. Note to the historically impaired: Niccolo Machiavelli was a 15th century historian, writer and politician who emphasized using the Dark Side of the Force when ruling. Rumor [more…]

Nov 112016
 
 By , November 11, 2016
At least...

10/9/2016 — At least we got to live most of our lives in a Democracy… At least… was last modified: November 11th, 2016 by Roger Freed

Nov 062016
 
 By , November 6, 2016
Is Hillary a Patriot for Having Used Her Own Server?

You could even call it a downright patriotic thing for Hillary to do. Can Hillary Clinton really be blamed for having her own private Internet server? In these days of international hacking schemes, electronic surveillance and NSA intrusions into our private lives why shouldn’t she? [more…]