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Dec 052011
 
Man Arrested For Refusing To Tell Cop Where He Was Born

Ihre Papieren, bitte! “Vesselin Dittrich, 64, of Hoboken, said he was involved in a conversation in the PATH station in August 2010 with a woman who yelled at him for supposedly looking at her tattoos. The woman summoned a police officer, who told the two [more...]

The Ultimate Fan

 By , December 5, 2011
Dec 052011
 

This German art student, Benjamin Harff, decided, for his exam at the Academy of Arts, to do something only slightly ambitious — to hand-illuminate and bind a copy of J.R.R. Tolkien’s Silmarillion. It took him six months of work. In very 21st century elvish-monk style, he hand-illuminated [more...]

Dec 042011
 
A Failure To Communicate of Epic Proportions

It all started when the ten year-olds at Ashbeach Primary School in Ramsey Sy Marys, Cambrigeshire, U.K. brought this note home to their parents: Following our successful visit to Welney Marshes last year, the Ely and District Wildfowlers Association has invited us to go and [more...]

Share The Snakes Program

 By , December 2, 2011
Dec 022011
 
Share The Snakes Program

There is a legend about the great Chicago activist, Saul Alinsky to the effect that after repeated appeals to Mayor Richard Daley fell on deaf ears regarding conditions in some of the city’s poorer neighborhoods he hit upon a unique solution. He enlisted many of [more...]

What’s Up Entomologist?

 By , December 2, 2011
Dec 022011
 
What's Up Entomologist?

  Adventurer Mark Moffett has found the world’s biggest insect – which is so huge it can eat carrots. The former park ranger discovered the giant weta up a tree and his real life Bugs Bunny has now been declared the largest ever found. He [more...]

Dec 012011
 

  Today’s Republican in an orange jumpsuit is former Arapahoe County Colorado Sheriff , Patrick J. Sullivan jr. The former Sheriff (1984-2002) and one time Sheriff of the year was charged with trading meth for gay sex. It all started when a man called 911 [more...]