Future News: Trump Announces 2026 Medal of Freedom Awards

Future News: Trump Announces 2026 Medal of Freedom Awards
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Two years into his second term, President Trump awards twelve honorees with the Presidential Medal of Freedom. On Jan. 6th, 2026, in celebration of the new national holiday, … Read more

Trump Courtroom Drama in Pre-Production

Trump Courtroom Drama in Pre-Production
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Bill Tope

Studios are said to be negotiating with the principals of the New York v. Donald Trump case for the rights to a courtroom drama. Columbia Pictures and Castle … Read more

Mike Johnson’s First News Conference: Pledges Inaction

Mike Johnson’s First News Conference: Pledges Inaction
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Bill Tope

In first news conference, new House Speaker promises to do nothing at all unless the IRS stops harassing his rich friends. On Thursday, newly-minted House Speaker Mike Johnson … Read more

Alcatraz University Unveils ‘Crimecentric Degree Program’

Alcatraz University Unveils ‘Crimecentric Degree Program’
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Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The President of Alcatraz U has introduced an all-new “Crimecentric Degree Program” to advance the careers of its inmates. “Anyone can learn … Read more

New Speaker Interviewed by Chris Matthews

New Speaker Interviewed by Chris Matthews
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Bill Tope

Former MSNBC host Chris Matthews interviewed the new Speaker of the House on the nine-hole of Trump’s golf course. The new Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mike … Read more

Trump Proposes Alternative to Meet the Press: ‘Press the Meat’

Trump Proposes Alternative to Meet the Press: ‘Press the Meat’
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Bill Tope

“Press the Meat” is set to debut in two weeks, and reportedly will feature the ex-president’s wide-ranging sex exploits. Former President Donald J. Trump has gone public with … Read more

GOP to Pick House Speaker on ‘Big Brother’ Reality Show

GOP to Pick House Speaker on ‘Big Brother’ Reality Show
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Dave Henry

In order to finally end the Speaker of the House saga, the Republican Party will pick the winner of “Big Brother.” In an effort to end its long … Read more

Universally Known Problem Solver Called In to Help Elect Speaker

Universally Known Problem Solver Called In to Help Elect Speaker
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Republican Party has contacted a world-famous problem solver to help elect a Speaker of the House. SNN has learned from an … Read more

Gym Jordan Fails Spectacularly in Pursuit of Speakership

Gym Jordan Fails Spectacularly in Pursuit of Speakership
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Bill Tope

Rep. Jim Jordan fails to gain House Speakership, as the Republican sh*t show rambles on. Rep. Jim Jordan (R. OH) failed in his benighted quest for Speakership of … Read more

Tom Selleck Shills for AAG: Inveigles Seniors

Tom Selleck Shills for AAG: Inveigles Seniors
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“I’ve found that banks,” said Tom Selleck, “are mostly run by very prosperous, happy people.” Long-time television personality Tom Selleck (Magnum, P.I, Blue Bloods) has come under fire … Read more

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