Betsy DeVos Eliminates School Principal Position, Sends Students Straight to Hell

Betsy DeVos Eliminates School Principal Position, Sends Students Straight to Hell
Matt Rotman is a writer and comic. His work has been featured in National Lampoon, Modern Times Magazine, Diabolique Magazine, The New Southerner, Marathon Literary Review, and the anthologies, [Ex]tinguished & [Ex]tinct: An Anthology of Things That No Longer [Ex]ist (Twelve Winters Press) and Puff Puff Prose, Poetry and a Play Vol II. He lives in San Diego, CA.
Matt Rotman

New Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has a message for the children of America: go to hell. Under new federal guidelines, the Department of Education will eliminate all school … Read more

Trump: Like Andrew Jackson, Neville Chamberlain Had the ‘Right Idea’ at Munich in 1938

Trump: Like Andrew Jackson, Neville Chamberlain Had the ‘Right Idea’ at Munich in 1938
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

‘And also like my hero Andrew Jackson, Hitler was ready to work it out and avoid World War II the Second, but Churchill blew it.’ – Donald J … Read more

Fox Offers Donald Trump Bill O’Reilly’s Old Job

Fox Offers Donald Trump Bill O’Reilly’s Old Job
Mary Lago is a resident of Palm Beach, Florida. She may be rented for $200,000 a night.
Mary Lago

‘Let’s face it, Donald Trump is the only guy in America who can get away scot free with open sexual harassment.’ – James Murdoch NEW YORK – Fox … Read more

Mike Pence Proposes Funding for Therapy to Curb Sexual Urges

Mike Pence Proposes Funding for Therapy to Curb Sexual Urges
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda

Aid for men who can’t control themselves around women needed, says Pence It now appears that Vice President Mike Pence may have had something else in mind, other … Read more

Ivanka Rolls Out Latest Fragrance: ‘Putin on the Ritz’

Ivanka Rolls Out Latest Fragrance: ‘Putin on the Ritz’
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda

New line of Ivanka fragrances With the wild success of her newly introduced perfume, Ivanka has announced that she will be rolling out an entire line of scents: … Read more

Melania Breaks Silence on Easter: Golden Eggs the Reason for Smaller Event

Melania Breaks Silence on Easter: Golden Eggs the Reason for Smaller Event
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
James Israel
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‘Whoever supposed we Trumps would be mixing with the ordinary rabble on Easter? Silly people!’ – Melania Trump News stories in recent days reported that the White House … Read more

National Debt Forces U.S. to Give Away States

National Debt Forces U.S. to Give Away States
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Roger Freed

In an effort to pay off the enormous national debt, the federal government has begun giving away states to various debtors overseas. The national debt has reached $13 … Read more

Chuck Schumer Filibuster of Denny’s Inspires ‘Fill-a-Gut-Buster’

Chuck Schumer Filibuster of Denny’s Inspires ‘Fill-a-Gut-Buster’
Patrick Lawlor is a writer and comedian from New Jersey.He studied improv and sketch comedy writing at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
Patrick Lawlor

Chuck Schumer’s desire to save a few bucks leads to filibuster of restaurant. NEW YORK — A Denny’s restaurant on the lower east side of Manhattan has found … Read more

Six More Weeks Of Politics?

Patrick Lawlor is a writer and comedian from New Jersey.He studied improv and sketch comedy writing at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
Patrick Lawlor

Health care: Same thing, over and over again WASHINGTON — Members of the press and public alike have been patiently awaiting the emergence of Donald Trump from the … Read more

‘President Jesus Trump is Christ our Savior Come Again, at Last!’ – Pat Robertson

‘President Jesus Trump is Christ our Savior Come Again, at Last!’ – Pat Robertson
Mary Lago is a resident of Palm Beach, Florida. She may be rented for $200,000 a night.
Mary Lago

God-crazed TV evangelist Pat Robertson announces construction of the First Church of Trump the Messiah, inside Kentucky’s Noah’s Ark facsimile.  WILLIAMSTOWN, KY – Televangelist Pat Robertson announced today … Read more

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