Hooters sponsors a National Hooky Day on Friday for fans who want to cut work and watch the NCAA tournament. Calls came flooding into the U.S. Capitol to complain about Hooky Day. The Mayflower Madam thought she’d been invited to address Congress. Saudi Arabia announced [more...]
Coca-Cola rid its formula of trace amounts of carcinogen Friday. The original formula a hundred years ago included sugar, chocolate and cocaine. Everything was fine until the Germans took one sip, and you know how certain stimulants affect people differently. The L.A. Auto Club said [more...]
Sasha Baron Cohen announced plans Friday to attend the Oscars dressed as an Arab dictator. He is a comic who likes to tease Hollywood for being pro-Israel and Muslims for being irrational. Someday a detective’s report will conclude that everybody killed him. Act of Valor [more...]
New York Knicks new star Jeremy Lin made the All-Star Team Friday. His Asian ethnicity has worked for him and against him. NBA scouts saw Lin and assumed he couldn’t play NBA basketball but he can wear a wide-brimmed hat after midnight and not get [more...]
The New York Giants enjoyed a huge ticker tape parade down Wall Street Tuesday. Actually there’s no such thing as ticker tape anymore. The brokers save all the Lehman Brothers stock they tore up and toss it out the window anytime New York wins something. [more...]
Jack Kennedy’s former intern Mimi Alford was interviewed on NBC News about their affair Monday. He took her virginity in the White House. Today it would be called workplace harassment but back then it was called physical therapy for the president’s back. India News reports [more...]
The Super Bowl in Indianapolis Sunday generated about one hundred million dollars in wagers according to Las Vegas sports bookies. That is as it should be. The whole purpose of Super Bowl weekend is to teach kids that there is more to life than poker. [more...]
President Obama wrote Iran’s leader a letter proposing direct talks on the Straits of Hormuz. He’s willing to be photographed meeting with Iran’s leader. Obama’s decided he can beat Romney so easily he’s going to lose New York and California to make it sporting. President [more...]
Ron Paul was cheered by his college-age supporters Tuesday after he finished third in Iowa. He’s vowed to legalize prostitution, marijuana, and cocaine. Two months into a Ron Paul presidency America’s top coffee-table magazine would be Charlie Sheen Living. Texas Governor Rick Perry told disappointed [more...]
Tim Tebow will rivet the attention of the nation when the Denver Broncos play New England Sunday in Denver. His deeds grow mightier with each telling. Tim Tebow once ate an entire cake before his teammates could tell him there was a stripper inside the [more...]