Predicting the wackiest events of 2013 Which celebrity will get sued for slugging a paparazzi? Which politician will get caught cheating on his spouse? Whose alcohol-inspired tweet will keep late night talk show joke writers busy? Here is your opportunity to predict the wackiest events [more...]
In Olympic Presidential Bloviating, competition is fierce Fresh off his trip abroad, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney accused President Obama of undermining America’s competitiveness in Olympic and international sports competitions. “We have a president who apologizes for America’s athletic greatness,” Mr. Romney said, [more...]
“Courting voters is a lot like dating.” — The Chicago Tribune The presumptive major party presidential nominees have posted the following profiles on Electodate.com … “Where desperate pols hook up with lonely voters.” Screen Name: ReallyRed2012 Looking For: I am a traditional family man seeking [more...]
Baseball and politics have more in common than most spectator sports do Here are some similarities between America’s favorite pastimes: Baseball teams have managers, batting instructors, bullpen coaches, and advance scouts. Political campaigns have managers, communication directors, policy advisors and advance staff. Pitching staffs have [more...]
Recently released FBI statistics show that crime in Newark New Jersey has plummeted 75 percent, ever since Mayor Cory Booker began his one-man night patrols around the once dangerous city. Equipped with nothing except a pair of handcuffs, his honor fearlessly faces off against murderers, [more...]
Other unscripted remarks by President Obama overheard by the press Based on his “public” comments to Russian president Medvedev in Seoul, President Obama can stake a claim to having the most transparent administration ever. Here are some other unscripted comments that our dog-whistle-hearing reporters overheard [more...]
Santorum: ‘I only put on a condom once, to see what it was like, but never used it’ The tumultuous Republican presidential contest took another strange turn, with a Catholic priest claiming that Rick Santorum confessed to violating Church doctrine by using birth control. Appearing [more...]
God seen as complacent — time for a replacement? An Op-Ed from Ben Krull God has been in office too long and His complacency shows. His administration is well into its fifth millennium and we still have to deal with death and taxes. He couldn’t [more...]
By Ben Krull Happy Newt Year! What celebrity will be caught cheating on his spouse? Which politician will say something stupid in a Youtube video that gets a million hits? Here is your chance to predict the wackiest events of 2012. Register your answers at [more...]
By Ben Krull “No other media people fought the war. In fact, most of the liberal media attacked me…for actually standing up for Christmas.” — Bill O’Reilly, November 17, 2011 To: President Barack Obama Re: The War on Christmas The following is the multi-prong attack [more...]