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Dec 062016
 By , December 6, 2016
Augustus Trumpus

Trump is the American Putin, whom none dare criticize, for fear of retribution. All hail Augustus Trumpus! All hail the American Putin, whom none can criticize! All hail the Great All Knowing One, who reveals “realities” that are not there and finds “facts” that mere [more…]

Dec 012016
 By , December 1, 2016
ALEC & the Koch Brothers Offer to Rewrite the Constitution

The new Founder, brought to you by the Koch brothers When you think of America’s great Constitutional originators, names like Madison, Adams, Jefferson, Washington, Hamilton and Franklin come to mind. And, of course, Abbott. This past January, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, the multimillionaire protege of [more…]

Nov 222016
 By , November 22, 2016
Trump Has the Greatest Humility, and He'll Tell You So

Trump on his own splendiforousness What an election year. I feel like I’ve been transported through a cosmic squirrel hole and into a baffling political universe where facts are fiction, bizarre is normal and corruption is a virtue. Am I hallucinating? Or has this insanity [more…]

Nov 182016
 By , November 18, 2016
The Koch Connection

Koch brothers money funding self-serving agenda Tug on any right-wing thread in America and you’ll most likely find that it’s tied to the multi-billionaire Koch boys, Charles and David. While the brothers are infamous for funneling hundreds of millions of campaign dollars to presidential, congressional [more…]

Nov 112016
 By , November 11, 2016
Takeaways from the Election

2016 Election: Has our country gone completely nuts? No. There’s some good news. Buckle-up friends, it’s going to be a hairy ride. Start with Day One for President Trump (gotta get used to saying that). He will need to be up-and-at-’em no later than 12:01 [more…]

Nov 032016
 By , November 3, 2016
We Should Reach Across the Border, Not Close It

America finds itself in a destructive border war — not with Mexico, but with itself. A nation’s border is nothing in and of itself. It’s just an inanimate line on a map, in the dirt, on a riverbank. It has no philosophy, personality, feelings or [more…]

Oct 212016
 By , October 21, 2016
A Tale of Two Pipes in North Dakota

In North Dakota, it’s the Native American ceremonial pipe vs the bruising financial power of a giant oil pipeline company. In bad movies (and bad history alike), the Native American ceremonial pipe figured prominently as symbol of defeat — typically in a cliched scene of [more…]

Oct 122016
 By , October 12, 2016
The Ethical Rot of Wells Fargo, from the Top Down

Wells Fargo has been burrowing ever deeper into ethical slime Just when you thought that Big Banker greed surely bottomed out with 2008’s Wall Street crash and bailout, along comes Wells Fargo, burrowing even deeper into the ethical slime to reach a previously unimaginable level [more…]

Oct 072016
 By , October 7, 2016
It's 'Our Revolution,' and it's on the Move

Democratic change comes when workaday people start standing up, ala the Bernie Revolution. Revolutions R Us! From the big one in 1776 that created our nation to Bernie Sanders’ 2016 political revolution uprising against America’s new plutocratic elites, democratic change comes when workaday people start [more…]