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Nov 132012
 
Post-Election Republican Epiphany: 'God Wants Us to Work with Obama!'

Republicans have been almost unanimous in quoting that a Divine inspiration has descended upon them. Apparently this heavenly apparition was bestowed upon their golden leader, John Boehner. Mr. Boehner, his eyes glowing with enlightened envisionment, has come forth upon his Republican brethren much like Moses [more...]

Nov 112012
 
Lost Journal: Youth! Leaders! Conferring! Inside a Youth Leadership Conference

Journal entry:  July 3, 1986 (age 17) – Youth Leadership Conference I’ve spent the past five days on the SUNY Oneonta campus, attending the Rotary Youth Leadership Conference.  The hundred or so attendees are high school juniors from New York’s Southern Tier.  The Binghamton Rotary Club [more...]

Nov 092012
 
The President Ate My Homework!

French president advocates for abolition of homework Most American schoolchildren are not particularly wrapped up in France’s current events, but that may be changing. According to “The National Review,” French President Francois Hollande has boldly announced a wish list of education reforms, including the complete [more...]

Nov 092012
 
Bothering to Vote, and Bothering Voters

Acting as if their vote mattered: Determined citizens Two heroes emerged at the polls this year, and neither was named Barack or Mitt. Their names are Galicia and Ken — ordinary Americans with extraordinary depths of civic spirit. While nearly 40 percent of eligible voters [more...]

Nov 022012
 
The Corporate Mad Dogs of Citizens United

As feared, our people’s democratic authority has been dogged nearly to death by the hounds of money in this election go ’round, thanks to the Supreme Court’s reckless decree in the now-infamous Citizens United case. That rank political power play by five black-robed judicial partisans [more...]