Like Stephen Colbert says, bears are a big threat! BEAR #1 Returning from an overnight kayaking trip out in the islands near where I was working, I had a short margin of time to get through a narrow pass between an island and the mainland [more...]
It’s a good thing Charles Ramsey’s actions didn’t get misunderstood It fortunately went so miraculously well. A girl held hostage for ten years breaks free of her bonds and manages to get to the door of her captors house. She yells through the mail slot [more...]
Opinion: Today’s hippies don’t have the same soul I am writing this out of concern for the quality of hippies we have here in America at the moment. The other day I overheard a small group of alternative types in a natural food store discussing [more...]
Dealing with Roommates There comes a time in everyone’s life when we must deal with that horrible reality of urban survival – having a roommate. Whether it be for economic, sexual, companionship or practical reasons, one often finds oneself having to share that space under [more...]
Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the Boston Marathon bomber killed by Boston police, was freshly arrived in the Heaven promised for Jihadist fighters. A guide was there to help him get established. “Hello, Mr. Tsarnaev. I am here to help you find your place in heaven.” Tamerlan was [more...]
Best Actor nomination should have gone to Curly in “The Three Stooges” It was an incredibly audacious act of snobbery that the truly classic Three Stooges movie got totally panned for any Oscar whatsoever at the most recent Academy Awards Ceremony. To begin with, the [more...]
A One Act Play – Shakespeare In Loathing True historical information: A historical research group in Wales has unearthed evidence that one William Shakespeare, father of famous theatrical plays known throughout the world, was also a business cheat. Records have been found that show the [more...]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the outback This is the second in a series of two wonderful articles about horrible, vicious, dangerous, hideous, disgusting Australian animals — articles that for some reason contain no mention of Rupert Murdoch. (Note [more...]
Two narrowed eyes peeked out of the slats over the window that were already narrow enough by themselves. They gazed imperturbably at the scores of police and FBI agents that surrounded the NRA ranch estate in North Carolina. Those eyes belong to Wayne LaPierre, the [more...]
Cyprus Knows How to Really Screw Their Fellow Countrymen Now it is the island nation of Cyprus’s time to come under the guillotine of economic bankruptcy. The only difference with their bankers way of dealing with it is that, instead of doing it in the [more...]