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Sep 082014
 By , September 8, 2014
How They Spent Their Summer Vacation

You wanted to know, we’re here to help: What the country’s top politicos did on their summer vacations. September is a grand month for traditions. Fresh pencils and tablets for the upcoming school year. The approach of fall as evidenced by the turning of the [more...]

Sep 012014
 By , September 1, 2014
The Two Tooth Advantage

Labor Day: This holiday is for you The plume of a great doom now looms. Talking about that wonderfully hideous first Monday in September — Labor Day. Yeah, sure, it’s a big time, bona-fide holiday, but being the last warm wet splash of summer — [more...]

Aug 242014
 By , August 24, 2014
Rick Perry's Smug Shot

Regarding the beaming leer in Texas Governor Rick Perry’s mug shot Knew he shouldn’t. Couldn’t help himself. Talking about the beaming leer in Rick Perry’s mug shot. Or to be more precise, his smug shot. In the photo released by the Austin Police Department, the [more...]

Aug 172014
 By , August 17, 2014
Don't Do Stupid Stuff: Hugging It Out

Hillary and Barack look forward to “hugging it out” The meeting probably wasn’t as awkward as Cain attending Abel’s funeral. Closer to Anna Nicole walking past her husband’s family in court. Surely had a Billy Bob Thornton/Brad Pitt-drunk at a wedding reception feel. Talking about [more...]

Aug 102014
 By , August 10, 2014
The Slacker Congress

113th Congress: Done doing nothing for now, taking a break. More fun than fourteen barrels of flunkies watching our elected officials exit Washington like scared rats streaming out of a sewer to escape Godzilla. And really, who can blame them? Anybody who’s ever spent a [more...]

Aug 022014
 By , August 2, 2014
Suing the President: Pandora's Box of Worms

Nobody can call them a Do-Nothing Congress anymore: they’re suing the president. In a move less surprising than hot dogs at a ballgame, the House of Representatives voted to give Speaker John Boehner the authority to start the process of suing the President of the United [more...]

Jul 292014
 By , July 29, 2014
Presidential Sweepstakes: T-Minus 28 Months and Counting

Candidates doing their best to look and sound presidential Bust out the gin and tonics because this is shaping up to be one heck of a long hot summer. Weather-wise and politics-wise. All over the world, hostilities are flaring like out of control wildfires. While [more...]

Jul 242014
 By , July 24, 2014
Republicans are Stuck on Stuck

Republicans: Doing nothing, and proud of it “Just following the will of the people.” That’s been the GOP rationalization for accomplishing absolutely nothing for five and a half years. Doesn’t matter what the issue is. Immigration. Jobs. Infrastructure. Climate change. Banking reform. The proliferation of [more...]

Jul 162014
 By , July 16, 2014
Hey, Facebook, Give Us Our Digital Cheese!

Predictable behavior from Facebook. After all, online privacy is like Taliban science. A fictional concept. Plenty of people had good reason to be in a foul mood back in 2012. The Detroit Tigers. Members of the Romney family. And, after making the acquaintance of a [more...]