After calling John Bolton ‘A white furry pie-hole,’ the president set his Trump Trap with glee!
Late last night, as the President usually ends his evenings; he put the Mouse Traps out for the White House vermin.
Lonely & down for a snack; Trump talks the latest (under the cabinet) visitor out of bolt’en!
I’m sorry.
‘John, I can offer you a chunk of the low fat or real cheddar – what’s your poison?’
‘What kind of choice is that, boss?’
‘That’s how I roll.’
‘Why me, tonight?’
‘You’re annoying. The noise your whiskers make when you’ve spotted a Saltine, your sorry tail waving a white flag & your opinion on which dictators I meet on my photo-ops.’
‘You chose me to be your rat.’
‘You’re a mouse & you’re a dime a dozen.’
‘But, I was your Top mouse.’
‘You don’t please me.’
‘Who do you think you are – Henry the 8th?’
‘You’ll get the low-fat!’
‘What will you tell the Press?’
‘That I fired you because you were lactose intolerant.’
‘I’ll write a book!’
‘I’ll write one first.’
‘I’ll sue you.’
‘Hahaha… by then I’ll be dead & buried.’
‘See you in hell!’
‘That’s the Title of my book!’
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