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Perdue Chicken Tapped to Head USDA

'Who better to run USDA than a farm animal?' says Trump. President* Donald Trump was especially gleeful today, as he announced in a series of tweets that he has decided to withdraw Sonny Perdue's nomination as Secretary of Agriculture. "Senate approved Betsy DeVos. Smart move. Best move. Gave me and Senators lots of money, [more...]

Trump Promises 'Full Attention' on Coded Jeannie Messages

Report: Trump spent much of the past few days watching 'I Dream of Jeannie' and is 'concerned.' A highly placed spokesman for President Donald J. Trump revealed that the administration is launching a concerted effort to purge the media of "coded Islamic messages." "It's all hands on deck," the spokesman said, "this [more...]

Trump 'Repeals and Replaces' Constitution by Executive Order: 'Old One Was SAD!'

"This will be a tremendous constitution, the greatest ever, believe me," said Trump at signing. According to minority President Donald J Trump's latest Executive Order, signed today, the United States now has a brand-new Constitution. "It's a 'repeal-and-replace' thing," said Trump at the signing, "but without all the hassle of getting my Congress to rubber-stamp [more...]

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/7/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don't have to! The news doesn't need to be complicated and confusing; that's what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable [more...]

Trump Sees Invisible People

Trump Sees Invisible People

President Trump loves his invisible people. And there's tons of them. Donald Trump is the political reincarnation of Tina Turner; like her, he doesn't do anything nice and easy. Also, they're both Type A personalities who expend a lot of energy but hardly move at all. And famous for high-maintenance hair. Since his January coronation, [more...]

Never Kiss a Saber Toothed Squirrel

Of course, it isn't often one wants to see a saber toothed squirrel, but when one does see one it invariably leads to commentary. For instance: "Why the (bleep) does that squirrel have a saber tooth and how [more...]

Is Trump's America Our America?

Is Trump's America Our America?

Are we the great America of courage, spunk, openness, inclusion, opportunity and democratic promise -- as expressed in the Declaration of Independence, the Preamble to the Constitution, Lincoln's Gettysburg Address, Roosevelt's Four Freedoms and Emma Lazarus' sonnet engraved on the Statue of Liberty? Or are [more...]

Movie Review: "20th Century Women"

What we've got here in this new film by Berkeley-born Mike Miles is a 55-year-old woman confronting the cultural tsunami of the late Seventies. Fortunately, since her foibles take place in Santa Barbara by the sea, the use of the word "tsunami" is a mere [more...]

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Two zombies were discussing how they were going to go out and satisfy their appetites.

"I think we need to be a little more authoritative and menacing," Zac said. "These potential victims seem to be taking us for granted."

"I don't know about that," replied Hal. "I think a subdued, common sense approach is the better way to go. That way they're more likely to let their guard down."

"I've listened to you take the polite approach when you get the urge to munch on gray matter," countered Zac. "I don't think that gets the job done."

"How so?"

"Well, for one thing, you DON'T ask your victim, 'Can I pick your brain?'"

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