Trump’s Lawyers’ Lament: A Poem
Trump’s Lawyers’ Lament Comey said just what they thought. It came as no surprise. “But do not tweet no matter what,” his lawyers did advise. So junior was … Read more
Trump’s Lawyers’ Lament Comey said just what they thought. It came as no surprise. “But do not tweet no matter what,” his lawyers did advise. So junior was … Read more
Assembles own ‘Trump supporter’ team to do heart transplant (This is a reprint of an earlier interview.) To show his confidence in the President’s philosophy, avid Trump supporter … Read more
Ivanka Trump insists she and her father are authentic feminists In an exclusive interview with this reporter today, Ivanka Trump Kushner confided that she was “hurt and confused” … Read more
Ivanka Trump Kushner: Taking care of her man A source in Ivanka Trump Kushner’s staff has leaked secret arrangements, showing that Ivanka is preparing for all contingencies, now … Read more
Trump demanded unusual security while at the Vatican to avoid contact with holy water and crucifixes. In an ironic twist, it appears Donald Trump, the champion of the … Read more
Fake White House tapes being produced? In a characteristic ploy, President Trump has recently hinted that he may be secretly taping conversations in the White House. When questioned … Read more
Aid for men who can’t control themselves around women needed, says Pence It now appears that Vice President Mike Pence may have had something else in mind, other … Read more
New line of Ivanka fragrances With the wild success of her newly introduced perfume, Ivanka has announced that she will be rolling out an entire line of scents: … Read more
Donald Trump’s closing of his Time magazine interview with “Because I’m President, and you’re not!” has sparked a whole new game craze Donald Trump’s closing of his Time … Read more
BREAKING NEWS: Angela Merkel belted out her true feelings in the shower today. Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany, was recorded singing this variation of “Getting to Know You,” the … Read more