States Announce Plans for Most Attention-Grabbing Primaries
Every state is now jostling to not only be first, but most attention-grabbing with these new primary plans. 2020 is here and that means the start of the … Read more
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Secret Memo Unearthed to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex!
Humor Times exclusive! PR firm to Duke and Duchess of Sussex Harry & Meghan on their recent separation from the Royal Family. MEMO TO: The Duke and Duchess … Read more
Smoking Gun Submits Letter of Resignation
Hi, I’m Smoking Gun. You may know me from any number of murder mysteries and old films. In fact I, Smoking Gun, have played a central role many … Read more
The Night Before Trump’s Christmas
“The Night Before Christmas,” updated. “A Visit from St. Nicholas,” more commonly known as “The Night Before Christmas” and “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” from its first line, … Read more
Lesser Known Presidential Farewell Addresses
Lesser known farewell addresses have imparted advice which only recently have revealed their worth. It has been an American tradition for departing presidents to give farewell addresses to … Read more
‘Quid Pro Quo System’ Exposed in New Leaked Transcript
Presenting an exclusive look at a recently leaked transcript from an upcoming infomercial on the “Quid Pro Quo System”: Tired of all those get-rich-quick schemes that just leave … Read more
Democratic SmackDown
Dems would be wise to adopt a new format, one that will inject some excitement into the race. Presenting the Democratic SmackDown! The ongoing campaign to choose the … Read more
Halloween in Des Moines
Iowans should be wary of running into one these scary creatures in Des Moines on Halloween night. The Iowa caucuses are months away but already Democratic presidential candidates … Read more
I’m Addicted to CNN
I admit it, I have a problem. I’m addicted to CNN. For years, I had my news viewing under control. No watching CNN in the morning. Restricting my … Read more
Nancy’s Diary
Recent entries from the diary of a Washington pol named Nancy. September 1, 2019 Gosh darn it! I wish those Squad gals would give it a rest. Don’t … Read more
