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Attorney General William Barr is all about ‘landing the plane.’ Straight from his jeering Senate Judiciary Committee Hearing on the Mueller Report: Attorney General William Barr joins President … Read more
“We’ll always have Mar-a-Lago”… Heard on Air Force One after the release of the redacted Mueller Report: MELANIA So, how was your day? DONALD Shut up. MELANIA Tonight, … Read more
The further adventures of the Dung Dynasty… A 32-year-old mysterious Chinese woman was able to gain access to Mar-a-Lago with a bagful of Malware technology & insisted she … Read more
Mueller III has his Barr – Mueller the 1st had a Town Crier… aka ‘The Fixer’ Not too many people know that President George Washington was brought up … Read more
Comedy is hard, Lying is easy! Frick & Frack could tell you that! As a former 80’s Stand-Up Comic & Comedy Writer starting out in Washington DC, I … Read more
If Trump runs away for a little thing like Congressional hearings, is he a flight risk when Mueller submits his report? Am I the only one who thinks … Read more
His Rose Garden “Emergency” speech was all over the place, as Trump talks turkey — again. Geez, November has come & gone & we’re still hearing Jive Turkey! That’s right … Read more
Jeff Bezos: ‘Trump can go to hell & yes, Free Shipping!’ Back in the 90’s, while living in my hometown of Maryland, I was pushing a grocery cart … Read more
Whitaker takes the podium, and a star is born. A Star is Born… Who knew when Donald Trump chose Matthew Whitaker as the Acting Attorney General that he … Read more
With heavy hearts, the Trump kids gathered this week in a secret location for an emergency Trump family intervention — and I just happened to get my hands … Read more
