Old McDonald Backs Assault Weapons Ban

Old McDonald Backs Assault Weapons Ban

Even the famed long-time farmer supports an assault weapons ban, saying politicians lie and dodge to get re-elected. Rural wunderkind Old McDonald supports an assault weapons ban. Standing … Read more

Ginni Thomas Rescues Kavanaugh from Angry Protesters

Ginni Thomas Rescues Kavanaugh from Angry Protesters

Witnesses say Justice Brett Kavanaugh was rescued from angry protesters at his house by Ginni Thomas. Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh broke down after angry protesters picketed outside … Read more

BREAKING: Supreme Court Leak Caused by Brett Kavanaugh

BREAKING: Supreme Court Leak Caused by Brett Kavanaugh

In yet another strange abandoned laptop incident, it was revealed that the infamous Supreme Court leak was Brett Kavanaugh’s fault. Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh accidentally leaked the explosive … Read more

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