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IVANKA TRUMP IS A NASTY WOMAN

IVANKA TRUMP IS A NASTY WOMAN

Ivanka Trump was repeatedly molested
By her father Donald who is incestuous,
Not to mention violent and micropenised.
Ivanka has not told her story publicly yet
Since she’s waiting for him to die is her bet
Ivanka will end up with Donald’s dirty money
Then she will finally tell the rest of the story
In which Ivanka will come across as whorey
With that fake breathy little girl voice of hers
To turn on her daddy Donald the sick pervert
Ivanka was blameless as an abused little girl
But this woman could’ve spared our world
From her fascist father’s lunatic presidency
All Ivanka ever cared about was the money.
Her husband Jared Kushner cashed in with the Saudis.
2 billion dollars will keep Jared Kushner quiet
While Donald Trump gets bent over and buggered at Club Fed for the Capitol riot!
Payback is a bitch, and just because he’s rich
Is no reason to think he’ll stay out of the clink
Trump has openly admitted his guilt too many times
All of it on video so the jury won’t buy his lies
Traitor Trump the Chump is 100% guilty, man
You wonder why Melania won’t hold his hand
She knows where Donald’s hand has been…
Just ask Ivanka –
Her daddy is touching her again.

Trump being ‘creepy’ to 15-year-old, Ivanka Trump’s ‘fake’ sugary voice: Michael Cohen’s daughter speaks out

Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

P.S. — You can find out more about me and my widely published writings by clicking on the link: https://muckrack.com/jake-pickering-1

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GILGO BEACH RAPEPUBLICAN

THE GILGO BEACH RAPEPUBLICAN

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/07/gilgo-beach-murders-what-rex-heuermann-was-like-as-a-boss.html

The Gilgo Beach serial killer is named Rex
His belly is so big they should call him “Tex”
GOP Rex is a Fox “News” fan of the Trumps
Rex spared Ivanka to let her daddy hump her
Republicans are known as “Rapepublicans”.
Because conservatives are creeps who rape
Trump bragged about it – just play the tape!
Anytime you see a Rapepublican in town,
Call the FBI because local police are clowns.
They let this serial killer murder for years
The Long Island pigs surely shed no tears
Killing hookers is a common GOP fantasy
But prosecuting Trump is somehow heresy?
Conservatives are craven cowards who lie
GOP stands for Greedy Old Pervert guys.
Rex Heuermann worked for Trump
While he was on a beach body dump
A serial killer is Trump’s legacy
Trump’s face looks like leprosy.

Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

P.S. — You can find out more about me and my widely published writings by clicking on the link: https://muckrack.com/jake-pickering-1

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DO NOT COMMIT ANY MORE CRIMES

“DO NOT COMMIT ANY MORE CRIMES”

“Do not commit any more crimes”, Donald
Trump is the King of the Criminally Insane
If he thinks a free speech defense will work
Trump’s going to be in for a lot of legal pain
Sicking his hateful hillbillies on The Capitol
Was as desperate as can be that January.
And still he thinks he can corrupt a DC jury
Or failing that move his trial to West Virginia
The Hillbilly State, where Trump is King KKK
Remember when Eric Trump said he is gay?



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Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

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FIGHT THE REAL ENEMY

 “FIGHT THE REAL ENEMY”

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Sinead O’Connor was a victim of the media
Back in 1992, when I was just
19-years-old
Pope John Paul II was an evil Polish pedophile
Who was canonized by the Church
After that sexual predator died
His fellow culprits made him a Saint.
Jesus is spinning in his grave!
Then his successor – the Nazi Pope Benedict
Couldn’t stop touching little boys
That creepy old German prick
But conservative cancel culture kicked in to
Defend Catholic child molesters as they do
Republicans think kids are for them to screw
But Pope Benedict had to go…
How many boys can one man blow?
Conservative perverts never could handle it
The truth is right-wingers are pedophiles.
Sinead O’Connor was right the whole time
F**k the Catholic Church! Go to Hell now!
The Devil awaits you, Rapepublican pigs.
He’ll roast you on a spit like Pope Benedict.
And St. John Paul II burns in Hell
That Polack pedophile isn’t well
God hates the horny!
Or so we’ve been told
Unless you wear a hat and a robe.
Popes are pedophiles yes it’s true
And so are Dalai Lamas
Religious people are total fools!

Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

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MK-ULTRA MITCH MCCONNELL

MK-ULTRA MITCH MCCONNELL

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Damn! Did you see Mitch McConnell freeze?
That old 81-year-old asshole from Kentucky
Looks like a classic MK-Ultra acid casualty
Manson Family Mitch, a cat has your tongue!
Was McConnell brainwashed when young?
Moscow Mitch is a Manchurian Candidate.
If the velvety voiced Frank Sinatra were alive
Sinatra would surely have something to say
Like “Get that moron Mitch off of the stage!”
Mental midget Mitch recently had a great fall
And ended up looking beat up big time, y’all!
Who holds the puppet strings on sick Mitch?
Jews with space lasers? Or a Russian bitch?
Or his Chinese Republican wife, old Elaine?
Called “Coco Chow”, by Trump who is insane

Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

P.S. — You can find out more about me and my widely published writings by clicking on the link: https://muckrack.com/jake-pickering-1

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