Democrats: As Useless as Mudflaps on a Turtle

Will Durst

The exact extent of the uselessosity exhibited by Democrats right now is breathtaking in its magnitude. Shattered. Splattered. Scattered. Battered. Tattered. Skewered and plattered. Barely mattered. That was the Democrats after November’s election. But surely … Read moreDemocrats: As Useless as Mudflaps on a Turtle

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/24/16

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/24/16

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 10/24/16

Obama’s Birthday Party Was “Off the Hook”

Obama’s Birthday Party Was “Off the Hook”

Guests discuss party Obama birthday bash Tuesday night, shortly after describing himself as “50 + and fabulous,” President Obama celebrated his 54th birthday with a big celebration at the White House. However, things got ugly … Read moreObama’s Birthday Party Was “Off the Hook”

Rick Perry’s Back, and This Time He Can Count to Three

Rick Perry’s Back, and This Time He Can Count to Three

America looks forward to Rick Perry’s next Count Von Count imitation Rick Perry’s 2012 run for the White House was the campaign equivalent of Disaster Movie, the Ebola like parody written and directed by Jason … Read moreRick Perry’s Back, and This Time He Can Count to Three

Hillary a Big Hit with Millennials

Hillary a Big Hit with Millennials

Millennial icons give props to Hillary Clinton Rock up to a party in Williamsburg or Bushwick and you will notice that everybody is wearing something other than a smug grin — a Hillary pin. Think … Read moreHillary a Big Hit with Millennials

Michelle Obama, Rebel Without a Cause, Covers Head Own Way

Michelle Obama, Rebel Without a Cause, Covers Head Own Way

Eschewing the traditional hijab, Michelle Obama covers head with Seahawks helmet instead. Displaying the ‘just whistle and we’ll come running’ solidarity with Saudi Arabia, President Barack Obama cut short his 48 hour visit to India … Read moreMichelle Obama, Rebel Without a Cause, Covers Head Own Way