Trump Distancing

Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
David Martin
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Free advice to help relieve stress in this tough time! Perhaps the most important one: Practice Trump distancing. Like you, I’ve been watching tons of news coverage of … Read more

Senate Republicans Introduce COVID-19 Cowbell Law

Senate Republicans Introduce COVID-19 Cowbell Law
Dave Suter is an essayist and social commentator specializing in translating the shadows on the walls of Plato’s cave into editorial prose. He lives in Ohio where he watches a vast mountain of essays and unpaid bills not resolve itself into the Great American Novel─or a paycheck.
David Suter

New “Cowbell Law” legislation will replace self-quarantine rules, say Senate Republicans. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R- Kentucky) announced today the introduction in the Senate of new cowbell … Read more

Trump Appoints New DIMM Head to Combat Coronavirus

Trump Appoints New DIMM Head to Combat Coronavirus
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

New DIMM head tasked with combating COVID-19 Donald Trump today announced the appointment of ardent supporter and long-time contributor Graham Crocker to head the US Department of Innovative … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews New York Governor Andrew Cuomo

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews New York Governor Andrew Cuomo
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
Dean Kaner

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews New York Governor Andrew Cuomo and his Aunt Gina Tortellini. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s … Read more

How to Deal with a Pandemic

How to Deal with a Pandemic
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
David Martin
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To calm your jangled nerves, here are some reassuring things to look forward to once the pandemic finally begins to fade away. The uncertainty surrounding the global outbreak … Read more

Exclusive Report: Sixties Dance Craze Can Cure Coronavirus

Exclusive Report: Sixties Dance Craze Can Cure Coronavirus
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

SNN reports stunning discovery: Sixties dance craze can cure a variety of diseases, including COVID-19. In an SNN (Slobovian News Network) Exclusive Report, it has been announced that … Read more

Pandemic Profiteers, Trump and Peter Cottontail

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower

Trump and the Republican Senate are enabling pandemic profiteers, at everyone’s expense. Wartime profiteering is an especially vile form of corporate greed, yet it has been as common … Read more

My Pandemic Crystal Ball

My Pandemic Crystal Ball
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
David Martin
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Peer into my very unique crystal ball, and be forewarned about these future events! The uncertainty surrounding the global outbreak of the COVID-19 virus has resulted in high … Read more

With COVID-19, Suddenly America is Asking, ‘Where’s the Government?’

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower

Nothing like COVID-19 to bring home the need that all of us have for an adequately funded, fully functioning, competent government. Suddenly, with the COVID-19 epidemic, America is … Read more

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