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Slobovian Billionairess Has Answer to Holiday Travel Woes

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Slobovian Billionairess Has Answer to Holiday Travel Woes
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Travel woes are a thing of the past, says a risk-taking billionaire who is launching her own pioneering airlines. Famed Slobovian Billionairess … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: MAGA Minions on the Psycho-Path to Hell

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: MAGA Minions on the Psycho-Path to Hell
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard
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MAGA minions follow the psycho-path to hell. Dictator wannabe Trump is the top Banana Republican. The tea party believes in non-sensibility. Since Trump can’t control himself, he tries … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/16/23

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/16/23
Paul Lander
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
Paul Lander
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the ruby slippers from the “Wizard of Oz,” doesn’t need to be … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/9/23

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/9/23
Paul Lander
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
Paul Lander
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Travis Kelce doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/2/23

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/2/23
Paul Lander
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
Paul Lander
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Drew Carey feeding striking writers, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/25/23

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/25/23
Paul Lander
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
Paul Lander
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Tom Brady’s new youthful look, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more

Insane People Who Have Hosted or Think They’ve Hosted SNL

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Insane People Who Have Hosted or Think They’ve Hosted SNL
Bob Eckstein
Bob Eckstein
Author at BobEckstein.com
Bob Eckstein is a NY Times bestseller and world’s only snowman expert. His new book is The Complete Book of Cat Names (That Your Cat Won't Answer to, Anyway).
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Those special stars who have been less than stellar when they hosted SNL. Saturday Night Live has a Five Timer Club for stars who have hosted SNL for … Read more

Elon Musk Sues Anti-Defamation League

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Elon Musk Sues Anti-Defamation League
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Elon Musk charges that the Anti-Defamation League, the nation’s preeminent anti-hate group, has been bad for X’s bottom line. Mega-magnate and billionaire industrialist Elon Musk has vowed to … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/7/23

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/7/23
Paul Lander
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
Paul Lander
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Kylie Jenner, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/1/23

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/1/23
Paul Lander
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
Paul Lander
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Musk changing Twitter to X, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more

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