Biden, DeSantis Team Up Against Mexican Drug Cartel
A Mexican drug cartel was fooled by an old political rivalry in a rare bipartisan display of cooperation. President Joe Biden and “Sheriff” Ron DeSantis busted the Mexican … Read more
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McCarthy: ‘The Country Bears’ Responsibility for January 6th
House Minority Leader accuses bear band supergroup “The Country Bears” of inciting the January 6th insurrection. House Minority leader Kevin McCarthy today revealed that a Republican-led investigation into … Read more
NRA Members Defy Leadership, Start ‘Guns for Ukraine’
Some NRA members say they stand with Ukraine, even though their leadership doesn’t, and are launching “Guns for Ukraine.” NRA members are flying planes to Ukraine to deliver … Read more
In the Spirit of Total Equality, California First State to Demand Male Residents Develop Menstrual Cycles
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Following a statewide education program, men will have several options as to how to acquire their own menstrual cycles. In its drive … Read more
Expert Blames Former Russian Leader for Present Day Political Dysfunction
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN historian states that if the political dysfunction in Washington seems particularly bad, we can blame Nikita Khruschchev. Many Americans think that … Read more
Putin Shooting Hoops, Courting WNBA Star
Photos showing Putin shooting hoops in his private gym emerge, speculation rises that he’s got the hots for WNBA star. A famous photo of Russian President Vladimir Putin … Read more
Texas Governor: Arm Schoolchildren from Kindergarten on Up
“The only way to deal with a mad teenager brandishing an AR-15,” says Gov. Greg Abbott, “is another mad teenager brandishing an AR-15.” HOUSTON, TX — Texas Governor … Read more
Ron DeSantis Testicle Tanning to Bone Up for 2024 Run
Gov. DeSantis is said to be using Tucker Carlson’s “testicle tanning” in “ballsy” stunt to get a “leg up” in the 2024 race. Gov. Ron DeSantis came out … Read more
How to Ward Off Monkeypox and Avoid Another Pandemic
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN Resident Witch Doctoress Dr. Sweet Mama Dorite explains how to ward off the Monkeypox. With the arrival of the rare disease … Read more
Elon Musk Makes Bid to Buy America
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Musk’s thirst for control widens from merely controlling social media, as he seeks to buy America at a cut-rate price. With his … Read more
