Trump Shields Mobster Fleeing Federal Custody
A hit man from a New York State crime family asked Trump to help shield him after escaping federal custody, say authorities. A mobster who murdered three people … Read more
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Ginni Thomas Rescues Kavanaugh from Angry Protesters
Witnesses say Justice Brett Kavanaugh was rescued from angry protesters at his house by Ginni Thomas. Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh broke down after angry protesters picketed outside … Read more
Plot to Bilk Biden Administration Out of 342 Billion in Military Aid Uncovered
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Slobovian Secret Service has uncovered a plot to illegally obtain $342 Billion in military aid from the U.S. Famed Slobovian Secret … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/11/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the White House Correspondents Dinner, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more
BREAKING: Supreme Court Leak Caused by Brett Kavanaugh
In yet another strange abandoned laptop incident, it was revealed that the infamous Supreme Court leak was Brett Kavanaugh’s fault. Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh accidentally leaked the explosive … Read more
NYC to Become First City to Legalize Recreational Homicide
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Demand for “Recreational Homicide” licenses are expected to be quite high in New York, says Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg. In an … Read more
Endorsing a Wizard
Donald Trump is officially endorsing a wizard for the Senate, saying that he believes in Dr. Oz “because of all the wonderful things he does.” Late last week, … Read more
Easter Bunny Jailed in Russia
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) After the KGB found plastic explosives in Putin’s Easter basket, a nationwide bunny-hunt was launched and the Easter Bunny jailed, say authorities. … Read more
First Nation to Establish Total Economic Justice and Universal Basic Income
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Service) Le Republique De Shancroyde is to become the first nation to establish “total economic justice” and a Universal Basic Income. Following the … Read more
