Teenage Aliens Take UFO for Joyride, Crash in Amish Country
A simple teenage alien joyride begins a new life for the strangers from outer space. Three teenage aliens who took their father’s UFO for a joyride crashed in … Read more
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DOJ to Investigate Investigations That Go Nowhere
Attorney General Merrick Garland pledges to get to the bottom of not getting to the bottom of all these investigations. The Department of Justice announced today that they … Read more
Biden Commissions Will Smith to Fly to Moscow and Slap Putin Silly
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Having seen his work, the President is commissioning Will Smith to slap Putin to try and knock some sense into him. On … Read more
Putin Urged to Take ‘April Fools Off-Ramp’
By taking an “April Fools Off-Ramp,” Putin could get out of a bad situation “without consequences,” diplomats suggest. Much has been made of giving Russian President Vladimir Putin … Read more
Will Smith Sucker-Punches Al Pacino Because His Name Sounds Like ‘Alopecia’
Saying his name sounded suspiciously like “Alopecia,” the balding disease his wife suffers from, Will Smith punched Al Pacino. More trouble at the famous Oscars for actor/ rapper/ … Read more
Exclusive! Pelosi Offers Sex to Putin if He’ll Withdraw
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Confused at first, Pelosi clarified that the Russian leader would simply need to withdraw from Ukraine. Slobovian Secret Service operative Snee Keye … Read more
Putin Rebrands McDonald’s as McPutin’s
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Russian president promises McPutin’s will be “huge,” as experts warn the abomination may be his biggest war crime yet. In an exclusive … Read more
Trump Wants Putin as Running Mate in 2024
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump claims that if Vladimir Putin was his running mate in 2020, he’d “still be president.” On a recent edition of the … Read more
In Latest Round of Sanctions, Biden Cancels Putin’s Subscription to Humor Times
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President levels the most brutal of sanctions yet on Putin: No more political humor for you! SNN political correspondent Proppah Ghandah reports … Read more
Trump Announces He’s Running for President of Ukraine
Rudy Giuliani planned the event for the former U.S. president, who says he’ll make “the best President of Ukraine ever.” Donald Trump held a press conference yesterday in … Read more
